Pauly's Excellent African Adventure
Pauly Shore, international traveler, is taking a page from Madonna and Brangelina. He's headed to South Africa next week for a few shows, and says that he's going to be "adopting a black baby" while he's down there. That, along with "going to Oprah's school. And getting a blood diamond," are Shore's top priorities. Totally gnarly!
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When asked about his roller coaster romantic life, Shore responded that the only blonde bombshell in his life is his dog, Butter. Weasel!