The "Old" Vinnie Jones Would Be in Jail ...
...because the British badass -- who has a real life history of violence -- would have murdered anyone who had the brass stones to ask the ridiculous questions our photog fired off to him and Jason Statham yesterday.
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Honestly, it's a miracle that our guy is still breathing right now.