Ann Coulter -- Private Dancer
Apparently there's not a lot of food in the evil cave where Ann Coulter burrows.
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Now a full-fledged stick figure, Ann had the audacity to take bragging rights away from Tina Turner in the leg department.
In the meat department, she comes up zero.