Madonna -- One False Move, Squirrel Gets It! 3/1/2009 12:37 PM PT While Madonna looks as if she's hoarding walnuts for the winter, her faux-boyfriend -- otherwise known as Jesus -- adds another layer to the A-Rod charade. See Also If Madonna Weren't Famous She'd Look Like ...Madonna Gets the Boys on Her SideMadonna Dates Jesus -- Jesus! Share on Facebook Share on X Madonna Hook Ups Paparazzi Photo