Michael Lohan -- Duh, The Wedding Is Off!
Michael Lohan: Duh, The Wedding Is Off!
In the most obvious statement ever -- Michael Lohan has declared that his long-standing engagement to Kate Major, the woman who claims he beat her ass ... is officially dead.
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Probably for the best -- because it's pretty difficult to marry someone you're not allowed to talk to.