drarry mafia au
If you wanna run away with me, I know a galaxy And I can take you for a ride
My piece for this year's @hd-wireless! I love the animated music video for Dua Lipa's Levitating so I could not pass up this prompt (shoutout to @lettersbyelise, you suggested some bangers, I was so tempted by Wuthering Heights lmao)
Thank you so much to the mods for organizing and being so helpful and to everyone for a great fest! ✧˚⋆｡˚☆
Every night I say to my family that I am going to sleep early at around 10 PM. And I end up sleeping around 3-4 AM because I lost myself in reading gay fanfictions.
📻🎶 H/D WIRELESS 2024 - REVEALS
At last, the day you’ve been waiting for! It’s the REVEALS!
🎵 Raise your glass if you are wrong In all the right ways All my Drarry fans We will never be never be, anything but loud And nitty gritty dirty little freaks (fond) Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass! Just come on and come on and raise your glass!! 🎵
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Time to raise our glass and toast all of the talented people who created your favourite Wireless fics, artworks and podfics!
Massive thanks once again to all the creators of our works. And thanks also to all the readers, betas and supporters of H/D Wireless!
Before we reveal, let's put our hands together for the winners of the guessing game.
🥇1st place: @tackytigerfic with 33 correct guesses!
🥈2nd place: @citrusses with 20 correct
🥉3rd: place: @peachydreamxx with 18 correct
And we can reveal that the fic writer that was guessed correctly the most was @lqtraintracks ! And the most recognised artist was @getawayfox!!! 🤩
On to REVEALS! So... without further ado... 🥁
Wireless Fic Claim
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: E
Wordcount: 87K
Collection: H/D Wireless 2024, @hd-wireless
Tags: nightclub owner Draco, crime families, action, underground duelling ring, motorcycle chases, powerful Harry, confident Draco, smut, fast pace/high stakes, BAMF everyone
Summary: When Harry Potter walks into Draco’s nightclub looking like trouble, Draco can’t stop staring. He really ought to train his dick not to react so enthusiastically to red flags, but where would be the fun in that?
Notes: big hugs and thank-yous to my betas, @nv-md and @themiddleofwonderland as well as the ever-patient fest mods!! The real mvps!
I keep thinking about the fact that hinny is kind of the opposite of drarry in the sense that Harry really shouldn't know that much about Draco but he does, while he should know a lot about Ginny but he doesn't.
Harry and Draco aren't friends and aren't even in the same House but Harry is so attuned to him that he remembers items Draco looked at in a shop more than 4 years previously, knows every detail of his appearance down to the exact shade of his eyes and skin, and can recognize him instantly just by the sound of his footsteps or a glimpse of him from far away. He also knows a lot about Draco's interests and beliefs and can usually tell his exact mood just by a look at his face.
Conversely, Harry and Ginny are in the same House and Harry has also spent every summer since second year living with her, plus holidays during 5th and 6th year. They also start dating in the end of sixth year. Despite this fact Harry has never even been in her room till 7th year and when he goes in, he shows no sign of recognition at the posters he sees there. You'd think, for example, that he would already know that she likes the Harpies and the Weird Sisters and thus think about how of course she has that in her room, or something. Who are her friends? Who knows? Certainly not Harry! What kind of wand does she have? Harry doesn't know. (Even though he does know both of these things about Draco). What does she want to do after graduating? How did she handle the trauma of what happened with Riddle in book 2? Does she have any insights from that that could be helpful? No idea. Harry's doesn't care and isn't interested in finding out.
Honestly, when he thinks of her it's mostly about her physical features. And even then, her eye color only gets mentioned once - in book 7, and we still don't get the specific shade. I'll buy that he feels lust for her. But love? Honestly I find myself once again thinking about the parallels between hinny and ron/lavender.
Consider:
Versus:
Kinda sounds like both the relationships being described are light on the talking side of things...
Also guess what the first thing Harry does after kissing Ginny, the alleged love of his life is? If you guessed "looks lovingly into her eyes" or "says something to her" you'd be wrong. Here's what goes down:
That's right guys, gals and nonbinary pals. He looks right over the top of Ginny's head (and isn't that a metaphor for their relationship right there - he's literally overlooking her to think about other stuff) to check in with Ron. His actual priority - the person whose opinion and regard he actually cares about.
#Honestly she deserves better#im tagging#anti hinny#in case ppl want me to but these are just my personal opinions and i have absolutely nothing against the ship or ppl who ship it#drarry#hpdm#dmhp#harco#h/d#harry potter /draco malfoy#Draco Malfoy#Harry Potter#Harry/Draco#Harry Potter x Draco Malfoy#my post#my meta#meta#Harry Potter meta#drarry meta
X: YUVIKO_art
the fact that harry lied to the wizard police for draco in canon just absolutely sends me. like we weren't going too far with our 'harry speaks at draco's trial' headcanons. we weren't going far enough.
all our headcanons were about harry being all 'here's why draco should be forgiven for what he did'
meanwhile in canon harry's out there like 'draco did what now? no way. he's never done anything wrong in his life actually. i didn't see anything. just because i catch snitches doesn't mean i am one.'
shrinking potion accident
WIRELESS ART CLAIM: A Quiet Life
Summary: After their relationship becomes public knowledge; after being hounded by the paparazzi; after Draco says enough is enough and leaves London; Harry’s more than happy to follow. After all, a quiet life is all he’s ever wanted.
A gift for @the-sinking-ship. All the love to @hd-wireless mods for yet another fantastic year!
You can view A Quiet Life on AO3
Detention (E, 1k words)
Harry spends his eighth year recontextualising his relationship with Draco Malfoy.
Tags: Only One Broom, Hogwarts Eighth Year, Fluff and Smut, Praise Kink, Top!Harry Potter
Author's note: Drarry one-shot I wrote for @kk1smet's birthday. Thank you for creating such wonderful art for this fandom, and for letting me use it here! K's original art post can be found here, and you can see more of her art at the bottom of this post!
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They’ve been fighting since—well, since forever. But also since noon. The sky is dark now, and Harry has run out of patience. He turns on his heel, leaving Malfoy to scream into the void.
“Just where do you think you’re going?”
“I’m going back to the castle. We’ll come back tomorrow.”
“Out of the question. I’m not spending another day—”
Harry can’t think of many things crueller than the detention McGonagall came up with for them. Another day stuck in the forest with Malfoy and he might just crack. But he’s already cracked, hasn’t he? He’s cracked about a thousand times today.
“Suit yourself. If you can find unicorn hair in the dark, then by all means, go and find it. I’m going back.”
And with that, Harry mounts his broom.
hd-wireless reveal | how to begin
@hd-wireless reveals are here! Thank you so much to the mods for putting on another banger of a fest, to my readers and betas, @citrusses @hoko-onchi-writes @getawayfox for being absolutely amazing, and to everyone who has engaged with the fic so far! I can't wait to reply to all of your amazing comments 🥲❤️
How to Begin | 8.4k
Tags: EWE, Post-Hogwarts, POV Harry, Minor Background Relationships, Roommates to lovers, Friends to Lovers, 2000s technology, Harry has a flip phone, Drinking, House Party, Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Malfoy, Pining, Smoking, Hook-Up, Drunk Sex, Bad Sex, Better Sex, Impotence, Frottage, Dirty Talk, Face Slapping, Minor Injuries, Non-graphic vomiting, Hand Jobs, Anal Fingering, Riding, Anal Sex, Masturbation
Harry is completely, pathetically besotted with his flatmate, Draco. Fuelled by liquid courage, he finally makes his move when he's absolutely sozzled. What could possibly go wrong?
“Har-ry,” Draco says slowly. “Harry,” he says again, his mouth twisting into the sneer he uses when he’s about to do or say something horrible. Harry groans, willing his cock to pay attention. “Harry. Did you play with yourself earlier? Is that where you disappeared off to?” “Maybe,” Harry says. Draco grins. “I’m flattered.” Harry frowns and slurs, “Who says it was about you?” Draco looks at him dryly. Harry flushes, pushing his hands back onto Draco’s hips. He shifts beneath him, dragging him closer. Draco smirks and tugs his hand free from Harry’s pants, sliding down until his elbows are on the mattress, bracketing Harry’s head. His breath is hot. Wine-y. “Tell me what you thought about, you little creep.”
Draco/Harry | 18k | E | stag party | getting together | miscommunication | voyeurism | masturbation (lots of) | drunk sex | pissing in uncomfortably close proximity | harry potter rides a motorbike | ron weasley is a twat but excellent in bed
Draco’s been invited to Neville’s stag party in Bristol, and he's confident he knows what to expect. There’ll be too many Gryffindors, for starters, plus a few humiliating team-building activities, some dodgy clubs, and a truly preposterous level of alcohol consumption. But… a drunken Harry Potter climbing into Draco's bed when he’s having a wank? No, he definitely didn't see that coming...
A gift for the lovely @maesterchill, continuing my (chaotic good) tradition of gifting fics to people who've already betaed them 🙈
Thanks to everyone who's read and commented, I massively appreciate you all. Huge thanks also to the @hd-wireless mods, to @tackytigerfic, @maesterchill, @citrusses, and everyone else who helped me get it over the line.
Veela Draco.
Drawn as a birthday gift for my first fandom friend, @mallstars ✨️
