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panel, cartman being an asshole, the energy drinks have gone straight to his head.

Any attention is good attention in his books 🙄

he constantly picks on kyle, but if any of his other goons try it on with kyle like picking on him eric flips out , so they dont or eric gets mad, like only eric is allowed to pick on him, kinda protective in a way? eric definetly has a weird obsession with kyle.

kyle just fucking hates him, he hated him when Stan would hang around him all the time when they were in elementary, and he still hates him. he does his best to avoid him at all times.

FYI, when they were like 8, maybe that was becuase Stans mom works as an aid worker, and had helped Kennys family, and tells Stan not to tell anyone incase Kenny gets bullied for it but Kenny, a boy in his class, is really struggling at home and at school, she knows her son is popular and friends with almost everyone, so she asks Stan to befriend Kenny but dont tell anyone she asked him, Stans a good boy so he tries his best. Cartman is not very popular and just totally obnoxious but stuck himself to kenny from early on mainly because kenny is very quiet so doesnt tell him to fuck off, kenny is also used to very abusive people like his parents so Cartman's obnoxiousness doesn't really bother him like it does everyone else, Cartman invites him over and he can eat a shit ton of expensive snacks and play video games all weekend so he likes cartman as a friend, so Stan ends up having to hang around Cartman as he is trying to befriend the very quiet but sweet Kenny. Kyle is obviously like Stans little foot solider esp! at 8yr old, and his bff, so unfortuneately he ends up having to hang around Cartman. But kenny remembers this time fondly as he had his own little group of people i.e. stan, kyle and cartman

fyi in my mind, kyle and stan have an origin and a history, i think Kyle went to school youngest and was picked on horribly for his bright red hair, , kids can be odd and mean and it was just seen as so odd and unusual especially growing out in a giant curly ball bigger than Kyles head, that he and his hair just became a major target, people would stick gum in it try to cut bits off to show other people, just call him nasty names, this all happened to him at about 5yrs old at the start of elementary, also he just developed a little slower and was smaller than the other kids his age which didnt help to the point that he had a massive phobia of anybody seeing his hair from 7-11ish and would hide it with a green hat. Anyway, Stan joined the elementary a year after so they were both 6 and he stood up for kyle and put a stop to the bullying, he befriended kyle and was the first one to do so, and when a kid came up to kyle yanked his hair and tried to cut some off with scissors, stan punched him in the nose and the kid ran off shreeking to the teacher with a bloody nose, noone messed with kyle after that and they were super bffs from then on (fyi, Randy taught Stan how to fight before he put him in school, Stan was a little bigger than the other kids just genetically, but Randy taught him to throw a proper punch in classic unhinged randy style). Anyway kyles just a very loyal honest person, and just became a little foot solider to Stan after this and forever more. Maybe little Stan gave kyle his green hat, kykes mom was very paticular about what kyke would wear. Stan stole the hat from his dad, his dad Randy was a model in the 80s? 90s, he used to use this hat skiing, he didnt use it anymore, stan was like nobody will be able to cut your hair under this, and perhaps little kyle got a bit overly attached to that hat and the friend who gave it to him.

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