Overgeneralizing Sanders Sides fanfiction, pt 2: Prinxiety edition
Virgil: oh god. Oooooh god. WHY. WHY HIM? Why did I have to go get a crush on that self obsessed, pop-tart for a brain man >:( You know what? It's fine. It's not a problem, in fact it's FUNNY how much of a "non-problem" this is. I'm not gonna do anything about it. Then I will just sit here, not doing anything, except feel sorry for myself for potentially missing out on a great opportunity. I would have messed everything up anyway. I have no chance, he doesn't like me in the same way.
Roman: Oh god. Oooooh god. WHY. WHY HIM? Why did I have to go get a crush on that-- Edgar Allan Woe >:( he's unreasonably pretty, who let him do that? OK. It's fine. I'm going to stay in my lane. He probably doesn't want anything to do with me anyway, or with anyone for that matter! He's such a loser lovely person and if I try to force it, all I'll be doing is driving him away. *not even a full ten seconds later* What are his favorite flowers? Does he like pasta?
Meanwhile, in the Canon:
Virgil: Yo. I'm gonna watch a movie. Do you want to join?
Roman: ... You're inviting me to hang out??? :')
Virgil: eugh. Nevermind, you ruined it.
Roman: how did I ruin it- Virgil WAIT- WHAT MOVIE?!