The Bernie Mac Show
Cast & Crew
Upcoming TV Airings
The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.
Tuesday, July 16
The Other Sister
Season 2 • Episode 20
Bernie's sister (Niecy Nash) undermines his authority with the children.
Tuesday, July 16
Meet the Grandparents
Season 2 • Episode 21
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
Tuesday, July 16
For a Few Dollars More
Season 2 • Episode 22
Bernie bribes children to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party.
Tuesday, July 16
Eye of the Tiger
Season 3 • Episode 1
Basketball coach decides Jordan is better suited for gymnastics.
Wednesday, July 17
Mac-Inations
Season 3 • Episode 17
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
Wednesday, July 17
Love Thy Nephew
Season 3 • Episode 2
A litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down his newly built treehouse.
Wednesday, July 17
Road to Tradition
Season 3 • Episode 3
When the kids obsess about gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas.
Wednesday, July 17
Laughing Matters
Season 3 • Episode 4
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting tips when he lands a dramatic role.
Wednesday, July 17
Love Bug
Season 3 • Episode 6
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is.
Wednesday, July 17
It's a Wonderful Wife
Season 3 • Episode 7
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for a talk-show appearance.
Thursday, July 18
Who's That Lady?
Season 3 • Episode 16
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with angry Wanda.
Thursday, July 18
Family Reunion
Season 3 • Episode 8
Relatives harass Bernie at a barbecue; Vanessa flirts with a distant cousin.
Thursday, July 18
Droobie or Not Droobie
Season 3 • Episode 9
Bernie plays a villain opposite Bryana's favorite character, Droobie.
Thursday, July 18
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
Season 3 • Episode 10
Jordan tries comedy to overcome stage fright; Vanessa makes a film.
Thursday, July 18
Make Room for Caddy
Season 3 • Episode 11
Despite Bernie's efforts, he and his father-in-law continue to bicker.
Friday, July 19
Saving Sergeant Tompkins
Season 3 • Episode 12
Bernie decides to be less than truthful so that Jordan will think well of his father.
Friday, July 19
It's Mac-ademic
Season 3 • Episode 13
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school.
Friday, July 19
The Getaway
Season 3 • Episode 14
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation.
Friday, July 19
Easy Rider
Season 3 • Episode 15
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about the kids.
Saturday, July 20
Here to Stay
Season 1 • Episode 6
Bernie learns the kids are staying long-term and sets ground rules.
Saturday, July 20
A Christmas Story
Season 1 • Episode 7
The children try to hide a stray dog until Christmas Day.
Saturday, July 20
Starting School
Season 1 • Episode 8
Bernie tries to get the children ready for the first day of school.
Saturday, July 20
Hot, Hot, Hot
Season 1 • Episode 9
Bernie takes the children to a water park on the hottest day of the year.
Saturday, July 20
Wanda's Week Off
Season 1 • Episode 10
Wanda gets a week of vacation and decides to spend it with the kids.
Saturday, July 20
The King and I
Season 1 • Episode 11
Bernie tries to show the children who is the king of the castle.
Saturday, July 20
Hall of Fame
Season 1 • Episode 12
Jordan joins the football team in hope of contributing a trophy to the family's awards shelf.
Saturday, July 20
Handle Your Business
Season 1 • Episode 13
Bernie's weeklong stint on a local radio show leaves his family upset.
Saturday, July 20
Back in the Day
Season 1 • Episode 14
Bernie resolves to beat his age by acting like he did in his youth.
Saturday, July 20
Lockdown
Season 1 • Episode 15
A break-in shakes Bernie and makes him go over the top in trying to protect his family.
Saturday, July 20
Mac 101
Season 1 • Episode 16
Bernie becomes a stern taskmaster after witnessing the children's behavior at dinner.
Saturday, July 20
If I Were N-riched, Man
Season 1 • Episode 17
Bernie's use of inappropriate language gets him in trouble with social services.
Saturday, July 20
Sweet Home Chicago
Season 1 • Episode 21
Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for his uncle's funeral.
Saturday, July 20
Sweet Home Chicago
Season 1 • Episode 22
Instead of touring Chicago with the others, Vanessa attempts to meet up with her mother.
Saturday, July 20
Keep It on the Short Grass
Season 2 • Episode 1
Bernie faces off with Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless in a golf tournament.
Saturday, July 20
Goodbye, Dolly
Season 2 • Episode 2
Bernie makes a midnight run to retrieve Bryana's lost doll. Ice Cube guest stars as himself.
Monday, July 22
The Talk
Season 3 • Episode 19
Hugh Hefner gives Bernie advice on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Monday, July 22
That Old Mac Magic
Season 3 • Episode 18
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
Monday, July 22
Five Stages of Bryana
Season 3 • Episode 20
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully.
Monday, July 22
Who's That Lady?
Season 3 • Episode 16
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with angry Wanda.
Monday, July 22
Mac-Inations
Season 3 • Episode 17
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
Monday, July 22
That Old Mac Magic
Season 3 • Episode 18
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
Monday, July 22
The Talk
Season 3 • Episode 19
Hugh Hefner gives Bernie advice on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Monday, July 22
Five Stages of Bryana
Season 3 • Episode 20
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully.
Monday, July 22
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
Season 3 • Episode 21
Bernie he is zapped and forced to be a clown on his birthday.
Tuesday, July 23
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
Season 3 • Episode 21
Bernie he is zapped and forced to be a clown on his birthday.
Tuesday, July 23
Thanksgiving
Season 3 • Episode 22
Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
Tuesday, July 23
Thanksgiving
Season 3 • Episode 22
Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
Tuesday, July 23
Big Brother
Season 4 • Episode 1
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities.
Tuesday, July 23
Stiff Upper Lip
Season 4 • Episode 2
Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels.
Tuesday, July 23
Being Bernie Mac
Season 4 • Episode 3
Bernie baby-sits for Bryana and deals with Jordan, who was sent home from school.
Tuesday, July 23
Mac Overdrive
Season 4 • Episode 4
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Tuesday, July 23
My Privacy
Season 4 • Episode 5
Bernie moves Bryana in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
Wednesday, July 24
Big Brother
Season 4 • Episode 1
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities.
Wednesday, July 24
Who Gives This Bride
Season 4 • Episode 6
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas.
Wednesday, July 24
Nerdy Mac
Season 4 • Episode 7
Bryana's standardized test scores prompt Bernie to send her to Jordan's school.
Wednesday, July 24
Stone Nuts
Season 4 • Episode 8
Jordan winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.
Wednesday, July 24
Jack & Jacqueline
Season 4 • Episode 9
Wanda urges Vanessa to join an organization she once belonged to.
Wednesday, July 24
Manchild in Vanessa Land
Season 4 • Episode 10
Bernie is furious when he learns Vanessa's boyfriend is 18 and has a child.
Wednesday, July 24
You Don't Know Squad
Season 4 • Episode 11
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team.
Thursday, July 25
You Got Served
Season 4 • Episode 12
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana.
Thursday, July 25
I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More
Season 4 • Episode 13
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie decides to help.
Thursday, July 25
The Big Picture
Season 4 • Episode 14
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
Thursday, July 25
The Music Mac
Season 4 • Episode 15
Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, including Isaac Hayes.
Friday, July 26
Walk Like a Man
Season 4 • Episode 16
Bernie decides it is time for Jordan to walk to school alone.
Friday, July 26
Father Knows Best
Season 5 • Episode 1
When a man arrives from Chicago claiming to be Bryana's father, Bernie is cautiously supportive.
Friday, July 26
Wrestling With a Sticky Situation
Season 5 • Episode 2
Jordan finds himself outmatched on the wrestling team.
Friday, July 26
Marathon Mac
Season 5 • Episode 3
When Bernie agrees to participate in a celebrity marathon, Vanessa vows to beat him.
Saturday, July 27
Stop Having Sex
Season 1 • Episode 18
Bernie worries about the level of sex in his children's lives.
Saturday, July 27
Secrets and Lies
Season 1 • Episode 19
Bernie and Jordan fake an emergency so they can sneak to a Clippers game.
Saturday, July 27
Kelly's Heroes
Season 1 • Episode 20
Poker buddy Kelly moves into the Mac household and infringes on Bernie's authority.
Saturday, July 27
Sweet Home Chicago
Season 1 • Episode 21
Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for his uncle's funeral.
Saturday, July 27
Sweet Home Chicago
Season 1 • Episode 22
Instead of touring Chicago with the others, Vanessa attempts to meet up with her mother.
Saturday, July 27
Keep It on the Short Grass
Season 2 • Episode 1
Bernie faces off with Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless in a golf tournament.
Saturday, July 27
Goodbye, Dolly
Season 2 • Episode 2
Bernie makes a midnight run to retrieve Bryana's lost doll. Ice Cube guest stars as himself.
Saturday, July 27
Carfool
Season 2 • Episode 3
The children's car pool becomes complicated for Bernie and Jordan.
Saturday, July 27
Mac Local 137
Season 2 • Episode 4
The children strike, and Bernie hires youngsters from the neighborhood to do their work.
Saturday, July 27
Welcome to the Jungle
Season 2 • Episode 5
Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.
Saturday, July 27
Bernie Mac Dance Party
Season 2 • Episode 6
Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.
Saturday, July 27
Tryptophan-tasy
Season 2 • Episode 7
Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream after devouring his own personal turkey.
Saturday, July 27
The United Front
Season 2 • Episode 8
Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children.
Saturday, July 27
Carfool
Season 2 • Episode 3
The children's car pool becomes complicated for Bernie and Jordan.
Saturday, July 27
Mac Local 137
Season 2 • Episode 4
The children strike, and Bernie hires youngsters from the neighborhood to do their work.
Saturday, July 27
Welcome to the Jungle
Season 2 • Episode 5
Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.
Saturday, July 27
Bernie Mac Dance Party
Season 2 • Episode 6
Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.
Sunday, July 28
Eye of the Tiger
Season 3 • Episode 1
Basketball coach decides Jordan is better suited for gymnastics.
Sunday, July 28
Love Thy Nephew
Season 3 • Episode 2
A litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down his newly built treehouse.
Sunday, July 28
Road to Tradition
Season 3 • Episode 3
When the kids obsess about gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas.
Sunday, July 28
Laughing Matters
Season 3 • Episode 4
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting tips when he lands a dramatic role.
Monday, July 29
The Big Payback
Season 5 • Episode 4
When Bernie gives Vanessa money for clothes, she spends it all on a pair of shoes.
Monday, July 29
Car Wars
Season 5 • Episode 5
Curtis offers to help fix Vanessa's new car, but Bernie thinks he has an ulterior motive.
Monday, July 29
Night of Terror
Season 5 • Episode 6
Jordan thinks zombies are trying to kill him and Bryana.
Monday, July 29
For Whom the Belt Tolls
Season 5 • Episode 7
Wanda learns about Bernie's secret discipline-keeping device, and its power corrupts her.
Monday, July 29
Pop Pop Goes the Weasel
Season 5 • Episode 8
When Bryana's father visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan.
Monday, July 29
Prison Break
Season 5 • Episode 9
Bernie's punishment system is no longer effective, so he puts the kids into a lockdown.
Tuesday, July 30
Stiff Upper Lip
Season 4 • Episode 2
Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels.
Tuesday, July 30
Some Church Bull
Season 5 • Episode 10
Wanda insists the family participate in the annual parish retreat organization.
Tuesday, July 30
Fumes of Détente
Season 5 • Episode 12
Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them.
Tuesday, July 30
Exercise in Fertility
Season 5 • Episode 13
Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought.
Tuesday, July 30
An Exercise in Fertility
Season 5 • Episode 14
Bernie and Wanda focus on having a baby, neglecting the children they already have.
Tuesday, July 30
Fantasy Football
Season 5 • Episode 15
Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league together.
Wednesday, July 31
Bar Mitzvah Crashers
Season 5 • Episode 16
Bernie pushes Jordan to hang out with the new kid next door to expand his cultural horizons.
Wednesday, July 31
Who's Your Mama
Season 5 • Episode 17
Bryan moves in and strives to be a perfect housekeeper when Wanda leaves on a business trip.
Wednesday, July 31
What Would Jason Do
Season 5 • Episode 18
Bernie coaches Vanessa's prom date on how to win her heart.
Wednesday, July 31
Never As Bad As the First Time
Season 5 • Episode 19
Jordan dates a good-looking cheerleader, surprising everyone.
Wednesday, July 31
Spinning Wheels
Season 5 • Episode 20
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
Wednesday, July 31
Growing Pains
Season 5 • Episode 21
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
Thursday, August 1
Being Bernie Mac
Season 4 • Episode 3
Bernie baby-sits for Bryana and deals with Jordan, who was sent home from school.
Thursday, August 1
Bernie's Angels
Season 5 • Episode 22
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
Thursday, August 1
Pilot
Season 1 • Episode 1
A comic (Bernie Mac) and his wife unexpectedly must raise his sister's three children.
Friday, August 2
Mac Overdrive
Season 4 • Episode 4
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Friday, August 2
Now You Got It
Season 1 • Episode 2
Bernie plays host for Bryana's birthday at his home.
Friday, August 2
The Main Event
Season 1 • Episode 3
Bernie teaches Jordan how to fight so that he can stand up to bullies.
Friday, August 2
Bernie Mac, Ladies Man
Season 1 • Episode 4
When Wanda schedules a play date for the kids, Bernie delights in playing host to a circle of women.
Saturday, August 3
My Privacy
Season 4 • Episode 5
Bernie moves Bryana in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
Saturday, August 3
Who Gives This Bride
Season 4 • Episode 6
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas.
Saturday, August 3
The Sweet Life
Season 2 • Episode 9
Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (Don Rickles) place.
Saturday, August 3
Sin Cup
Season 2 • Episode 10
Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus.
Saturday, August 3
Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope
Season 2 • Episode 11
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.
Saturday, August 3
Magic Jordan
Season 2 • Episode 12
Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.
Saturday, August 3
Raging Election
Season 2 • Episode 13
Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.
Saturday, August 3
Leaving Los Angeles
Season 2 • Episode 14
Bernie delays his flight to Las Vegas in order to take the children to the movies.
Saturday, August 3
Pink Gold
Season 2 • Episode 15
Bernie and Chris Rock make a joint appearance on "The Tonight Show."
Saturday, August 3
Chess Wars
Season 2 • Episode 16
Bernie manages to stay one step ahead of the children when they try to manipulate him.
Saturday, August 3
The Incredible Bulk
Season 2 • Episode 17
Bernie starts buying everything in bulk; Wanda locks away the junk food in a shed.
Saturday, August 3
Maid Man
Season 2 • Episode 18
Bernie worries about the children taking advantage of the new maid.
Saturday, August 3
Nut Job
Season 2 • Episode 19
Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.
Saturday, August 3
Meet the Grandparents
Season 2 • Episode 21
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
Saturday, August 3
The Other Sister
Season 2 • Episode 20
Bernie's sister (Niecy Nash) undermines his authority with the children.
Saturday, August 3
Tryptophan-tasy
Season 2 • Episode 7
Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream after devouring his own personal turkey.
Saturday, August 3
The United Front
Season 2 • Episode 8
Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children.
Saturday, August 3
The Sweet Life
Season 2 • Episode 9
Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (Don Rickles) place.