The King of Queens

Tuesday, July 16

Queasy Rider

Season 2 • Episode 1

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes; Carrie takes up smoking.

Tuesday, July 16

Female Problems

Season 2 • Episode 2

Carrie spends so much time with a new neighbor that Doug begins to feel left out.

Wednesday, July 17

Assaulted Nuts

Season 2 • Episode 3

Doug gets into an unusual predicament while goofing off at work.

Wednesday, July 17

Parent Trapped

Season 2 • Episode 4

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be their baby's godparents.

Wednesday, July 17

Tube Stakes

Season 2 • Episode 5

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

Wednesday, July 17

Papa Pill

Season 3 • Episode 18

Carrie tries to encourage Arthur to go to the weekly dance at the seniors center.

Wednesday, July 17

Package Deal

Season 3 • Episode 19

Doug quits his job to work for a competitor; Carrie acquires a self-tanning cream addiction.

Wednesday, July 17

Separation Anxiety

Season 3 • Episode 20

Doug's and Carrie's opinions differ about a couples separation.

Wednesday, July 17

Departure Time

Season 3 • Episode 21

Doug's parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

Wednesday, July 17

Swim Neighbors

Season 3 • Episode 22

Doug and Carrie's neighbor build a pool that looks directly into their property.

Wednesday, July 17

S'no Job

Season 3 • Episode 23

Doug helps his cousin (Gary Valentine) get a job; Arthur joins a film focus-group.

Wednesday, July 17

Doug Out

Season 2 • Episode 6

Feeling guilty, Doug invites Arthur to a Mets game; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

Wednesday, July 17

Get Away

Season 2 • Episode 7

On a weekend trip, Doug and Carrie discover that Deacon and Kelly have a much more active sex life.

Thursday, July 18

Dire Strayts

Season 2 • Episode 8

Doug's dinner party with Carrie and the Barones doesn't go according to plan.

Thursday, July 18

I, Candy

Season 2 • Episode 9

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

Thursday, July 18

Roamin' Holiday

Season 2 • Episode 10

Doug invites Spence to live with them to avoid annoying guests.

Thursday, July 18

Sparing Carrie

Season 2 • Episode 11

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link.

Thursday, July 18

Pregnant Pause

Season 3 • Episode 24

Carrie and Doug ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Thursday, July 18

Pregnant Pause

Season 3 • Episode 25

Carrie and Doug ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Thursday, July 18

Walk, Man

Season 4 • Episode 1

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires a dog walker to walk Arthur.

Thursday, July 18

Sight Gag

Season 4 • Episode 2

Doug's gift of eye surgery to Carrie leaves her temporary blind.

Thursday, July 18

Mean Streak

Season 4 • Episode 3

Doug tries to break the company record for the largest number of consecutive deliveries.

Thursday, July 18

Friender Bender

Season 4 • Episode 4

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug backs into their car.

Thursday, July 18

Net Prophets

Season 2 • Episode 12

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Thursday, July 18

Party Favor

Season 2 • Episode 13

Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man for his cousin, and helps him organize the bachelor party.

Friday, July 19

Block Buster

Season 2 • Episode 14

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Friday, July 19

Frozen Pop

Season 2 • Episode 15

Arthur moves into the upstairs bedroom when cold weather forces him out of the basement.

Friday, July 19

Fair Game

Season 2 • Episode 16

Doug catches Carrie cheating while playing board games with friends.

Friday, July 19

No Retreat

Season 4 • Episode 5

Doug goes with Carrie on her company retreat while Arthur is left to fend for himself at home.

Friday, July 19

Ticker Treat

Season 4 • Episode 6

Doug's Halloween decorations frighten Arthur into a minor heart attack.

Friday, July 19

Lyin' Hearted

Season 4 • Episode 7

Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery.

Friday, July 19

Life Sentence

Season 4 • Episode 8

Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement.

Friday, July 19

Veiled Threat

Season 4 • Episode 9

Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake.

Friday, July 19

Oxy Moron

Season 4 • Episode 10

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he would risk himself to save her.

Friday, July 19

Meet By-Product

Season 2 • Episode 17

St. Valentine's Day finds Doug and Carrie reminiscing about the first time they met.

Friday, July 19

The Shmenkmans

Season 2 • Episode 18

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children.

Saturday, July 20

Surprise Artie

Season 2 • Episode 19

Carrie's surprise birthday party for Arthur is ruined when Doug loses the guest of honor.

Saturday, July 20

Wild Cards

Season 2 • Episode 20

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon.

Saturday, July 20

Big Dougie

Season 2 • Episode 21

Big Brother Doug tries anything to impress his new protege, including entering a 10K run.

Saturday, July 20

Soft Touch

Season 2 • Episode 22

Doug is lured into a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Sunday, July 21

Lush Life

Season 4 • Episode 20

Doug tries to get Carrie inebriated so he can cheat on his diet.

Sunday, July 21

Bun Dummy

Season 4 • Episode 21

Doug tries to find a tactful way of telling Carrie he does not like her new hairstyle.

Sunday, July 21

Patrons Ain't

Season 4 • Episode 22

Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Sunday, July 21

Eddie Money

Season 4 • Episode 23

Doug tries to keep secret from Carrie $5,000 he won in a gambling pool.

Sunday, July 21

Two Thirty

Season 4 • Episode 24

While undergoing a root canal, Doug discovers that Carrie had a crush on the dentist.

Sunday, July 21

Shrink Wrap

Season 4 • Episode 25

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist in hopes that he will stop driving them crazy.

Monday, July 22

Depo Man

Season 4 • Episode 11

Carrie asks Doug to be an expert witness at her boss's trial.

Monday, July 22

Ovary Action

Season 4 • Episode 12

Holiday visitors interrupt Doug and Carrie's attempt to conceive.

Monday, July 22

Food Fight

Season 4 • Episode 13

Carrie grows jealous when Spence's girlfriend recruits Doug to test her homework.

Monday, July 22

Double Downer

Season 4 • Episode 14

Doug's boss joins him and Carrie for a weekend in Atlantic City.

Monday, July 22

Dougie Nights

Season 4 • Episode 15

Doug becomes addicted to the night life after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon.

Monday, July 22

No Orleans

Season 4 • Episode 16

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans without Doug's cousins.

Monday, July 22

Restaurant Row

Season 2 • Episode 23

Carrie forbids Doug to eat at his favorite Italian restaurant.

Monday, July 22

Flower Power

Season 2 • Episode 24

Carrie thinks Doug has lost his romantic side; Arthur is called for jury duty.

Tuesday, July 23

Whine Country

Season 2 • Episode 25

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation.

Tuesday, July 23

Do Rico

Season 3 • Episode 1

Doug learns how to excite Carrie in the bedroom; Arthur wants his life chronicled.

Tuesday, July 23

Roast Chicken

Season 3 • Episode 2

Doug turns to Carrie and Arthur for help when he is roped into roasting the head of his company.

Tuesday, July 23

Fatty McButterpants

Season 3 • Episode 3

Doug has a hard time coming to grips with his need to lose weight.

Tuesday, July 23

Missing Links

Season 4 • Episode 17

Doug and Carrie search for a compatible couple to take with them to the firm's annual golf outing.

Tuesday, July 23

Hero Worship

Season 4 • Episode 18

Doug's uncle (Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing for a sandwich shop Doug wants to open.

Tuesday, July 23

Screwed Driver

Season 4 • Episode 19

Doug's parents take over the house when Carrie goes on a business trip.

Tuesday, July 23

Lush Life

Season 4 • Episode 20

Doug tries to get Carrie inebriated so he can cheat on his diet.

Tuesday, July 23

Bun Dummy

Season 4 • Episode 21

Doug tries to find a tactful way of telling Carrie he does not like her new hairstyle.

Tuesday, July 23

Patrons Ain't

Season 4 • Episode 22

Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Tuesday, July 23

Class Struggle

Season 3 • Episode 4

After Carrie decides to go back to college, Doug turns to his sister (Ricki Lake) for advice.

Tuesday, July 23

Strike One

Season 3 • Episode 5

Doug buys a new car against Carrie's wishes and regrets it almost immediately.

Wednesday, July 24

Strike Too

Season 3 • Episode 6

Doug substitutes as a teacher at Stephanie's school during a strike.

Wednesday, July 24

Strike Out

Season 3 • Episode 7

The IPS strike continues and Carrie arranges a play date for Doug.

Wednesday, July 24

Dark Meet

Season 3 • Episode 8

Doug and Carrie have flashbacks of their first Thanksgiving together.

Wednesday, July 24

Eddie Money

Season 4 • Episode 23

Doug tries to keep secret from Carrie $5,000 he won in a gambling pool.

Wednesday, July 24

Two Thirty

Season 4 • Episode 24

While undergoing a root canal, Doug discovers that Carrie had a crush on the dentist.

Wednesday, July 24

Shrink Wrap

Season 4 • Episode 25

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist in hopes that he will stop driving them crazy.

Wednesday, July 24

Arthur, Spooner

Season 5 • Episode 1

Doug develops insomnia while Carrie works late supervising a crew of lifeless colleagues.

Wednesday, July 24

Window Pain

Season 5 • Episode 2

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to impress the neighbors.

Wednesday, July 24

Holy Mackerel

Season 5 • Episode 3

When Carrie prays for a raise and actually gets one, she and Doug start praying for more things.

Wednesday, July 24

Twisted Sitters

Season 3 • Episode 9

Carrie and Doug have a surprise visitor while enjoying a romantic liaison in the Palmers' home.

Wednesday, July 24

Work Related

Season 3 • Episode 10

Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Thursday, July 25

Better Camera

Season 3 • Episode 11

Doug feels great when he surprises Carrie with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him.

Thursday, July 25

Wedding Presence

Season 3 • Episode 12

Doug and Carrie try to come up with an excuse not to attend a wedding.

Thursday, July 25

Hi-Def Jam

Season 3 • Episode 13

Doug wants to watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

Thursday, July 25

Paint Misbehavin'

Season 3 • Episode 14

The whole gang decides to celebrate Deacon's birthday by having a paint-ball war.

Thursday, July 25

Kirbed Enthusiasm

Season 5 • Episode 4

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league.

Thursday, July 25

Mammary Lane

Season 5 • Episode 5

Doug's buddies ridicule the bowling alley's new shoe girl (guest star Rachel Dratch).

Thursday, July 25

Business Affairs

Season 5 • Episode 6

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker and worries about the strength of their marriage.

Thursday, July 25

Flame Resistant

Season 5 • Episode 7

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

Thursday, July 25

Flash Photography

Season 5 • Episode 8

While at a wedding, Doug plays a lewd joke with a disposable camera.

Thursday, July 25

Connect Four

Season 5 • Episode 9

Carrie and Doug try to find the perfect couple to join them at a Knicks game.

Thursday, July 25

Deacon Blues

Season 3 • Episode 15

Doug is surprised to find his married friend Deacon out with another woman.

Thursday, July 25

Horizontal Hold

Season 3 • Episode 16

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things.

Friday, July 26

Inner Tube

Season 3 • Episode 17

After lying to Carrie, Doug dreams he appears on a variety of television shows.

Friday, July 26

Papa Pill

Season 3 • Episode 18

Carrie tries to encourage Arthur to go to the weekly dance at the seniors center.

Friday, July 26

Package Deal

Season 3 • Episode 19

Doug quits his job to work for a competitor; Carrie acquires a self-tanning cream addiction.

Friday, July 26

Loaner Car

Season 5 • Episode 10

Doug persuades Carrie to help Deacon prepare Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Friday, July 26

Mentalo Case

Season 5 • Episode 11

Doug recalls his childhood toy; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift.

Friday, July 26

Jung Frankenstein

Season 5 • Episode 12

Carrie tries to coax Doug's therapist (Dave Foley) into targeting his bad habits.

Friday, July 26

Attention Deficit

Season 5 • Episode 13

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time.

Friday, July 26

Prints Charming

Season 5 • Episode 14

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after looking at the pictures of another couple.

Friday, July 26

Animal Attraction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Doug ruins St. Valentine's Day when he cancels a dinner with Carrie to transport penguins to Albany.

Friday, July 26

Separation Anxiety

Season 3 • Episode 20

Doug's and Carrie's opinions differ about a couples separation.

Friday, July 26

Departure Time

Season 3 • Episode 21

Doug's parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

Saturday, July 27

Swim Neighbors

Season 3 • Episode 22

Doug and Carrie's neighbor build a pool that looks directly into their property.

Saturday, July 27

S'no Job

Season 3 • Episode 23

Doug helps his cousin (Gary Valentine) get a job; Arthur joins a film focus-group.

Saturday, July 27

Pregnant Pause

Season 3 • Episode 24

Carrie and Doug ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Saturday, July 27

Pregnant Pause

Season 3 • Episode 25

Carrie and Doug ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Sunday, July 28

Arthur, Spooner

Season 5 • Episode 1

Doug develops insomnia while Carrie works late supervising a crew of lifeless colleagues.

Sunday, July 28

Window Pain

Season 5 • Episode 2

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to impress the neighbors.

Sunday, July 28

Holy Mackerel

Season 5 • Episode 3

When Carrie prays for a raise and actually gets one, she and Doug start praying for more things.

Sunday, July 28

Kirbed Enthusiasm

Season 5 • Episode 4

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league.

Sunday, July 28

Mammary Lane

Season 5 • Episode 5

Doug's buddies ridicule the bowling alley's new shoe girl (guest star Rachel Dratch).

Sunday, July 28

Business Affairs

Season 5 • Episode 6

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker and worries about the strength of their marriage.

Monday, July 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, July 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, July 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, July 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, July 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, July 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, July 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, July 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, July 30

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, July 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, August 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, August 2

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Saturday, August 3

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Saturday, August 3

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Saturday, August 3

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Saturday, August 3

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.