Two and a Half Men

Tuesday, July 16

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Tuesday, July 16

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Season 1 • Episode 22

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.

Tuesday, July 16

Just Like Buffalo

Season 1 • Episode 23

Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Tuesday, July 16

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Tuesday, July 16

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Season 2 • Episode 2

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.

Tuesday, July 16

A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2 • Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.

Tuesday, July 16

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2 • Episode 4

Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.

Tuesday, July 16

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Wednesday, July 17

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Season 11 • Episode 7

Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.

Wednesday, July 17

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Season 1 • Episode 7

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Wednesday, July 17

The Two Finger Rule

Season 6 • Episode 19

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Wednesday, July 17

I Scream When I Pee

Season 10 • Episode 9

Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; Walden tries to make Berta's birthday special.

Wednesday, July 17

One Nut Johnson

Season 10 • Episode 10

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Wednesday, July 17

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Wednesday, July 17

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Wednesday, July 17

818-jklpuzo

Season 7 • Episode 1

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Wednesday, July 17

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Season 7 • Episode 2

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

Wednesday, July 17

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Wednesday, July 17

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Season 7 • Episode 4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Wednesday, July 17

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2 • Episode 8

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Wednesday, July 17

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Wednesday, July 17

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Wednesday, July 17

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Season 2 • Episode 11

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Wednesday, July 17

A Lungful of Alan

Season 2 • Episode 12

The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.

Wednesday, July 17

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Season 2 • Episode 13

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Wednesday, July 17

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Thursday, July 18

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Season 11 • Episode 9

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising information.

Thursday, July 18

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Season 1 • Episode 8

Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.

Thursday, July 18

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Season 11 • Episode 10

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

Thursday, July 18

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Season 6 • Episode 20

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Thursday, July 18

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Season 10 • Episode 11

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Thursday, July 18

Welcome to Alancrest

Season 10 • Episode 12

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Thursday, July 18

For the Sake of the Child

Season 7 • Episode 5

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Thursday, July 18

Give Me Your Thumb

Season 7 • Episode 6

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Thursday, July 18

Untainted by Filth

Season 7 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Thursday, July 18

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Season 7 • Episode 8

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Thursday, July 18

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Season 7 • Episode 9

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.

Thursday, July 18

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Season 7 • Episode 10

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Thursday, July 18

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Season 2 • Episode 17

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

Thursday, July 18

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Season 2 • Episode 19

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.

Thursday, July 18

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Thursday, July 18

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Season 2 • Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.

Thursday, July 18

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Season 2 • Episode 22

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.

Thursday, July 18

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Season 2 • Episode 23

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.

Thursday, July 18

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 2 • Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Thursday, July 18

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 3 • Episode 1

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Friday, July 19

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Season 11 • Episode 11

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice.

Friday, July 19

Phase One, Complete

Season 1 • Episode 9

Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.

Friday, July 19

Above Exalted Cyclops

Season 6 • Episode 21

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Friday, July 19

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Season 10 • Episode 13

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal his true identity.

Friday, July 19

Run Steven Staven! Run!

Season 10 • Episode 14

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house.

Friday, July 19

Warning, It's Dirty

Season 7 • Episode 11

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Friday, July 19

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Season 7 • Episode 12

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship.

Friday, July 19

Yay, No Polyps!

Season 7 • Episode 13

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.

Friday, July 19

Crude and Uncalled For

Season 7 • Episode 14

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested someone else.

Friday, July 19

Aye, Aye, Captain

Season 7 • Episode 15

Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.

Friday, July 19

Tinkle Like a Princess

Season 7 • Episode 16

After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

Saturday, July 20

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Season 1 • Episode 11

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.

Saturday, July 20

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Season 6 • Episode 22

Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Saturday, July 20

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

Season 10 • Episode 4

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

Saturday, July 20

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Season 10 • Episode 5

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

Saturday, July 20

Ferrets, Attack!

Season 10 • Episode 6

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Saturday, July 20

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Season 10 • Episode 7

Walden hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi at the beach house.

Saturday, July 20

Something My Gynecologist Said

Season 10 • Episode 8

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him.

Sunday, July 21

Tight's Good

Season 5 • Episode 9

Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).

Sunday, July 21

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Season 5 • Episode 10

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Sunday, July 21

Meander to Your Dander

Season 5 • Episode 11

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Sunday, July 21

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5 • Episode 12

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Sunday, July 21

The Soil Is Moist

Season 5 • Episode 13

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Sunday, July 21

Winky-Dink Time

Season 5 • Episode 14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

Monday, July 22

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3 • Episode 5

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Monday, July 22

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Season 3 • Episode 18

Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.

Monday, July 22

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Season 10 • Episode 15

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned.

Monday, July 22

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Season 10 • Episode 16

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance.

Monday, July 22

I Found Your Mustache

Season 7 • Episode 17

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Monday, July 22

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Season 7 • Episode 18

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Monday, July 22

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Season 7 • Episode 19

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.

Monday, July 22

I Called Him Magoo

Season 7 • Episode 20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.

Monday, July 22

Gumby With a Pokey

Season 7 • Episode 21

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Monday, July 22

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 7 • Episode 22

Charlie's license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Tuesday, July 23

Camel Filters and Pheremones

Season 1 • Episode 12

The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.

Tuesday, July 23

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Tuesday, July 23

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Season 10 • Episode 17

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together.

Tuesday, July 23

The 9:04 From Pemberton

Season 10 • Episode 18

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Tuesday, July 23

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Season 8 • Episode 1

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom.

Tuesday, July 23

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Season 8 • Episode 2

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Tuesday, July 23

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Season 8 • Episode 3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Tuesday, July 23

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Season 8 • Episode 4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Tuesday, July 23

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Season 8 • Episode 5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Tuesday, July 23

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Season 8 • Episode 6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Tuesday, July 23

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Season 3 • Episode 4

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Tuesday, July 23

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3 • Episode 5

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Tuesday, July 23

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Season 3 • Episode 6

Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Tuesday, July 23

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Season 3 • Episode 8

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Tuesday, July 23

Madame and Her Special Friend

Season 3 • Episode 9

A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.

Tuesday, July 23

Something Salted and Twisted

Season 3 • Episode 10

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.

Tuesday, July 23

Santa's Village of the Damned

Season 3 • Episode 11

Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

Tuesday, July 23

That Special Tug

Season 3 • Episode 12

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.

Wednesday, July 24

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Season 11 • Episode 13

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

Wednesday, July 24

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Season 1 • Episode 13

Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.

Wednesday, July 24

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Wednesday, July 24

Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

Season 10 • Episode 19

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Wednesday, July 24

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Season 10 • Episode 20

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her daughter.

Wednesday, July 24

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Season 8 • Episode 7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Wednesday, July 24

Springtime on a Stick

Season 8 • Episode 8

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Wednesday, July 24

A Good Time in Central Africa

Season 8 • Episode 9

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off.

Wednesday, July 24

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Season 8 • Episode 10

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she is released from prison.

Wednesday, July 24

Dead From the Waist Down

Season 8 • Episode 11

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Wednesday, July 24

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Season 8 • Episode 12

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist.

Wednesday, July 24

My Tongue Is Meat

Season 3 • Episode 15

Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.

Wednesday, July 24

Ergo, the Booty Call

Season 3 • Episode 16

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Wednesday, July 24

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Season 3 • Episode 18

Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.

Wednesday, July 24

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Season 3 • Episode 19

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.

Wednesday, July 24

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Season 3 • Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.

Wednesday, July 24

And the Plot Moistens

Season 3 • Episode 21

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.

Wednesday, July 24

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Season 3 • Episode 22

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Thursday, July 25

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Season 11 • Episode 15

Alan asks Lyndsey to make a choice; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

Thursday, July 25

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Season 1 • Episode 14

Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.

Thursday, July 25

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Season 11 • Episode 16

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister.

Thursday, July 25

818-jklpuzo

Season 7 • Episode 1

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Thursday, July 25

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Season 10 • Episode 21

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Thursday, July 25

My Bodacious Vidalia

Season 10 • Episode 22

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma.

Thursday, July 25

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Season 8 • Episode 13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Thursday, July 25

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Season 8 • Episode 14

Charlie stalks Rose; Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Thursday, July 25

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Season 8 • Episode 15

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Thursday, July 25

That Darn Priest

Season 8 • Episode 16

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Thursday, July 25

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women.

Thursday, July 25

Big Flappy Bastards

Season 1 • Episode 2

Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room.

Thursday, July 25

Working for Caligula

Season 4 • Episode 1

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Thursday, July 25

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Season 4 • Episode 2

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.

Thursday, July 25

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Season 4 • Episode 3

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Thursday, July 25

A Pot-Smoking Monkey

Season 4 • Episode 4

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Thursday, July 25

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Season 4 • Episode 5

Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Thursday, July 25

Apologies for the Frivolity

Season 4 • Episode 6

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Thursday, July 25

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Season 4 • Episode 7

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.

Thursday, July 25

Release the Dogs

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..

Friday, July 26

Welcome Home, Jake

Season 11 • Episode 17

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden wants Barry to find his own place.

Friday, July 26

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Season 1 • Episode 15

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

Friday, July 26

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Season 7 • Episode 2

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

Friday, July 26

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Season 10 • Episode 23

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother.

Friday, July 26

Nangnangnangnang

Season 11 • Episode 1

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Friday, July 26

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Season 1 • Episode 3

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Friday, July 26

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Season 1 • Episode 4

Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.

Friday, July 26

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Season 1 • Episode 5

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Friday, July 26

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Season 1 • Episode 6

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.

Friday, July 26

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Season 1 • Episode 7

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Friday, July 26

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Season 1 • Episode 8

Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.

Saturday, July 27

That Was Saliva, Alan

Season 1 • Episode 16

Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.

Saturday, July 27

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Saturday, July 27

I Scream When I Pee

Season 10 • Episode 9

Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; Walden tries to make Berta's birthday special.

Saturday, July 27

One Nut Johnson

Season 10 • Episode 10

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Saturday, July 27

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Season 10 • Episode 11

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Saturday, July 27

Welcome to Alancrest

Season 10 • Episode 12

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Saturday, July 27

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Season 10 • Episode 13

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal his true identity.

Saturday, July 27

Run Steven Staven! Run!

Season 10 • Episode 14

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house.

Saturday, July 27

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Season 10 • Episode 15

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned.

Saturday, July 27

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Season 10 • Episode 16

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance.

Saturday, July 27

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Season 10 • Episode 17

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together.

Saturday, July 27

The 9:04 From Pemberton

Season 10 • Episode 18

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Saturday, July 27

Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

Season 10 • Episode 19

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Sunday, July 28

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Sunday, July 28

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Season 5 • Episode 16

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Sunday, July 28

Fish in a Drawer

Season 5 • Episode 17

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Sunday, July 28

If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5 • Episode 18

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.

Sunday, July 28

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 5 • Episode 19

Charlie meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.

Sunday, July 28

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Season 6 • Episode 1

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Monday, July 29

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Season 3 • Episode 19

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.

Monday, July 29

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Season 3 • Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.

Monday, July 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, July 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, July 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, July 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, July 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, July 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, July 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, July 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, July 30

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Season 1 • Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Tuesday, July 30

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Season 7 • Episode 4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Tuesday, July 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, July 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, July 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, July 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, July 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, July 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, July 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, July 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, July 30

Walnuts and Demerol

Season 4 • Episode 11

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.

Tuesday, July 30

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Season 4 • Episode 12

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Tuesday, July 30

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Season 4 • Episode 13

Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.

Tuesday, July 30

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Season 4 • Episode 14

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).

Tuesday, July 30

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4 • Episode 16

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.

Tuesday, July 30

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Season 4 • Episode 17

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Tuesday, July 30

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Season 4 • Episode 18

Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.

Tuesday, July 30

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Season 4 • Episode 19

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Wednesday, July 31

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Season 11 • Episode 19

Walden reconnects with Kate and becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets Vivian.

Wednesday, July 31

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Wednesday, July 31

For the Sake of the Child

Season 7 • Episode 5

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Wednesday, July 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, July 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, July 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, July 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, July 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, July 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, July 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, July 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, July 31

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Season 4 • Episode 22

Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Wednesday, July 31

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Season 4 • Episode 23

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Wednesday, July 31

Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 4 • Episode 24

Evelyn's new boyfriend invites Charlie and Alan to Las Vegas.

Wednesday, July 31

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 5 • Episode 1

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Wednesday, July 31

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Season 5 • Episode 2

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.

Wednesday, July 31

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Season 5 • Episode 3

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Wednesday, July 31

City of Great Racks

Season 5 • Episode 4

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Wednesday, July 31

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Season 5 • Episode 5

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Thursday, August 1

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Season 11 • Episode 21

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a trip.

Thursday, August 1

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Thursday, August 1

Give Me Your Thumb

Season 7 • Episode 6

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 2

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Friday, August 2

Untainted by Filth

Season 7 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Friday, August 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Saturday, August 3

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Saturday, August 3

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Season 7 • Episode 8

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Saturday, August 3

Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

Season 10 • Episode 19

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Saturday, August 3

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Season 10 • Episode 20

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her daughter.

Saturday, August 3

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Season 10 • Episode 21

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Saturday, August 3

My Bodacious Vidalia

Season 10 • Episode 22

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma.

Saturday, August 3

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Season 10 • Episode 23

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother.

Saturday, August 3

Nangnangnangnang

Season 11 • Episode 1

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Saturday, August 3

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Season 11 • Episode 2

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

Saturday, August 3

This Unblessed Biscuit

Season 11 • Episode 3

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

Saturday, August 3

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Season 11 • Episode 4

Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.