FaceBook Prayers

For when you ask for something in facebook to do something or someone to give you something.

Posting memes,e-cards,god quotes and god associated pics while still being a party whore who drinks,smokes,partakes in drugs and sex.

Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.

The mother who takes a million photos of everyone she has around her at all times, flaunting all the good things she does for those in her life

A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.

Someone who purposely posts statuses that they know will get liked constantly. This person will always get 30 likes plus on anything they say, because of how famous they are on Facebook. Along with posting statuses to purposely get liked, this person will always complain on their posts, post song lyrics, and play "Truth Is".