Photo: Derek Jeter makes the best face ever

It's so long, baseball season. So many beautiful moments go unnoticed throughout the 162-game schedule.

Every day on the Internet we face a choice between consuming meaningful content and ephemeral pleasures. A choice between reading longform or watching 12 GIFs. A choice between really parsing the statistics or just deciding a player stinks because hey come on, that guy totally stinks.

Reader, ours is a media landscape where every day we face a decision about our values and what is important to us.

Obviously, in all of this, I am asking if you have spent enough time looking at photos of Derek Jeter making stupid faces.

Have you? Here are two such photos from Saturday in Toronto. Just by finding this link, you've made a wise choice.

What could cause Derek Jeter to make this face? That brings us to our second photo.

The dugout can be a dangerous place. Screaming line drives, or as US Presswire's John E. Sokolowski points out, "ball(s) being tossed in the dugout."

Stay safe out there, and keep making wise decisions.