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No one is watching Miami (Fla.) football (again)

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Where are the people, Miami?

The traffic in Miami must be horrible, because everyone is late for the game. Again.

The accompanying photo comes courtesy of Michael Casagrande, the Hurricanes beat writer for the South Florida Sun Sentinel. He tweets: "The crowd at Miami 18 minutes before kickoff," for Miami vs. N.C. State. This is confusing because what crowd?

But a quick search of geotagged Instagram photos proves that there are at least 15 people in the stadium. You probably don't believe me, so here is the evidence.

There are seven people in this photo:

The secret to arriving on time is dressing for success. Nice tie.

There are four people in this photo:

Cool hats, here. Really great hats.

There are four more people in this photo.

Nothing funny here. Just some good old family time.

See someone at a Hurricanes football game? Let us know! The great Miami football fan census of 2012 rolls on.

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