LeBron James vents about Tony Romo, Cowboys on Twitter

America won Monday night. Not "America's Team". America. All of us.

That's because the Dallas Cowboys were embarrassed by the Chicago Bears 34-18 on "Monday Night Football," and, boy, was it glorious watching Tony Romo throw a career-high five interceptions.

For the rest of us, that is.

For LeBron James, not so much.

LeBron is an unabashed Cowboys fan. So witnessing Romo's second-career five-INT game was killing James all night. You only had to check his Twitter account to know it.

We were treated to these delightful tweets from the reigning NBA MVP:

-- Godamn Romo!!

-- I'm going to bed! SMDH. Not looking forward to seeing @DwyaneWade 2morrow at practice. Like Pops said "U live, u live to fight another day"

-- Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

When watching SpongeBob serves as a consolation for a defeat, you know it's gotten bad for Cowboys fans.

SMDH (not really).