Auburn fans: Tigers need a new quarterbacker (VIDEO)

Throughout the course of history, mankind has used poetry to explore the depths of human emotion. Sometimes, as with the troubadours of the Middle Ages, an individual takes poetry and puts it to music.

All you need is motivation. Then you need a tune.

What's this Auburn fan's motivation? His team's 1-4 start, Gene Chizik's poor record without Cam Newton as his star and Kiehl Frazier's poor play at quarterback – general disenchantment with the direction of the Auburn program, in short.

The tune is Maroon 5's 2011 single Moves Like Jagger, which is pretty catchy. The result is magic:

He's a modern-day troubadour, this man. And kudos to his friend for supplying backup vocals. I've taken the liberty of writing down the lyrics, because they're also magical:

"Call
If it feels right
Well, throw the football
No one's open
Just throw it away
Make some kind of play
It'll all be okay

You wanted the team
If the Tide's in (?)
He's running the seam
He's wide open
So throw him a pass
The defense is fast
They're kicking your [rear]

Just throw it to Lutzenkirchen
He's open on every play
I need a new quarterbacker
I need a new quarterbacker
I need a new.....
New quarterbacker

Chizik, you're the man
But there's one thing we don't understand
Where's the backup
Put that boy in
If you don't it's a sin
'Cause Frazier can't win

[Chorus]

Coach Chizik you
Need to win a game
Maybe win a few
If it's all the same
Or Bobby Lowder might
Book a secret flight
In the dark of night"

That's great. Grammys are awarded for less.

Thanks to Spencer Hall for unearthing the video.