Tim Duncan wasn't allowed to rap on Stephen Jackson's album. What would he have rapped about?

Stephen Jackson has a rap album coming out and one teammate isn't happy about his guest-appearance snub.

"I asked [Jackson] if I could rap a little on his album, and he told me no, straight out," Tim Duncan told The San Antonio Express-News. "I was very offended. He's never even heard me rap. He doesn't know what I could do."

If Jackson had given Duncan the chance to show off his rap skills, what would he have rapped about? A brainstorm:

-- Fundamentalz

-- Big limpin'

-- 100 freestyles (the swimming event)

-- Robert MacNeil, formerly of the "MacNeil/Lehrer News Hour"

-- Always driving 55

-- "If Jeezy's paying LeBron, I'm paying with a coupon."

-- Battle raps about Greg Newton

-- The Illuminati, as portrayed in the novels of Dan Brown

-- Nerds in Paris (4 Tha Art Museums) ft. Tony Parker

-- Sippin' on juice and juice

-- The importance of wearing good socks

-- "It's tha 1st of tha month ... which means my free article counter resets on NYTimes.com"

-- Chillin' Popp style (with a half-glass of wine and a good book)

-- The Chick-fil-A in the Wake Forest food court

-- East coast/west coast late-night talk show beefs

-- Rhyming "Duncan" with "dunkin'"

Thanks to Adi Joseph for help with the post.