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Punchlines: Babies in the news!

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Stephen Colbert

It seems that there's nothing celebrity reporters love talking about more than someone's new baby bump, and when that bump belongs to a woman in one of the most politically powerful families in the country, it becomes even more buzz worthy. That's right, Chelsea Clinton is expecting, and one late-night comic has had plenty to say about the grandClintons. Take a look at today's baby news roundup to see who. And in other baby news, remember the director of the Girls Gone Wild series? Seems like he's starting to settle down. He's expecting twins. And one toddler is making some huge news in Belgium. Hint: He's already got a contract that most aspiring athletes would salivate over.

Take a look at our baby roundup of news from the past few weeks, and then vote for your favorite joke in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to vote for your favorite!

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