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Hot weather saps energy, so let’s lead things off with a witty line from the brilliant Steven Wright, among the lowest-energy comedians ever to mumble into a microphone. 

“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?” 

I wouldn’t. These 90-degree temperatures don’t deserve acknowledgement, much less happy greetings. I don’t know about you, but living in an oven irritates my overall mood, so much that I have landed on five unpopular opinions – or incredibly hot takes, given the temps – that fall somewhere between “well thought out” and “knee-jerk reaction.”