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Vulture Rankings

  1. freaky finale
    The Boys Season 4
    Who’s the Grossest in The Boys Finale?The answer will not surprise you.
  2. steal my sunshine
    The Boys Season 4
    Who’s the Grossest on The Boys This Week?A skin-shedding shape-shifter, fascist puppets, and a lovelorn octopus are only a few of the disgusting actors this week.
  3. ‘zendaya’
    The Boys Season 4
    Who’s the Grossest on The Boys This Week?Things are bound to get nasty at a Federalist Society party with a sex dungeon.
  4. rip mr. fuzzy buzzy
    The Boys Season 4
    Who’s the Grossest on The Boys This Week?Hugh Sr.’s death is nauseating for so many reasons.
  5. ship-posting
    The Bear’s Tastiest Ships, RankedRomance, table for two!
  6. fire & blood & points
    House of the Dragon Scorecard: Double TroubleSo far this season is two for two on bungled murder plots.
  7. squirt
    The Boys Season 4
    Who’s the Grossest on The Boys This Week?The vibes are wretched this week, thanks to these people.
  8. spicy runners
    The Hottest Star Wars Characters Are SmugglersThese 16 irresistible rogues and scoundrels make the galaxy a much more interesting, sexier place.
  9. a son for a son
    House of the Dragon Scorecard: Bad Plan, Worse ExecutionAs bad omens go, a ratcatcher kicking a dog is up there.
  10. from bad to worse
    Who’s the Grossest on The Boys This Week?In a series where no one’s hands are ever really clean, there’s no shortage of disgusting behavior. So let’s rank it!
  11. vulture lists
    A Definitive Ranking of Friends Christmas EpisodesWho can forget the holiday armadillo?
  12. cause of death
    House of Usher’s Most Diabolical FallsIn Mike Flanagan’s hands, not all deaths are created equal. Let us rank the ways.
  13. architecture
    Which Bridge on Olivia Rodrigo’s Guts Packs the Biggest Punch?Like the former theater kid she is, Rodrigo knows the dramatic value of a third-act twist.
  14. to sadly go…
    Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Secretly Sad Space Saddies, RankedDon’t let the camaraderie and consummate professionalism aboard the Enterprise fool you this crew needs a hug.
  15. space critters
    The Mandalorian’s Most Fantastical Creatures, RankedAt the very least, season three did bring out the space critters.
  16. happy endings
    The Couples of Sanditon, Ranked by ‘Happily Ever After’Let’s assess all of the couples who have graced our screen since Charlotte first stepped foot in that drama-filled little seaside town.
  17. the venice bitch is back
    The Most Lana Del Rey Lyrics on Ocean Blvd, RankedFor the basic bitches and American whores.
  18. vulture lists
    Christmas Movies About Bloggers, Ranked by RealismNetflix’s A Christmas Prince series is somehow the best and worst at accurately depicting journalism.
  19. opening night
    Every Funny Girl Song Performed on Glee, RankedFrom the freckles on the nose of life’s complexion to the roses of sheer perfection.
  20. [ranks wetly]
    Stranger Things 4’s Best Descriptive Captions, RankedWhat more truthful statement about life’s eternal pain could there possibly be than [distant screaming, struggling]?
  21. hole-some content
    Outer Range’s 15 Hole-iest Moments, RankedLife is short, let’s talk about a hole.
  22. vulture rankings
    Which Ghosts Ghosts Do You Want to Be Haunted By?Yes, Woodstone mansion’s unliving residents may be freaking hilarious, but there are some real-world practicalities to consider.
  23. parental guidance
    A Euphoria Parent Report CardIf we were grading strictly on vibes, Suze would be valedictorian.
  24. vulture lists
    Every Big Fat Quiz, RankedAmericans, it is time for you to adopt a new Christmas tradition: watching British comedians make fun of Jimmy Carr.