Things You Can't Believe is Still Going on.....

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  1. I can't believe......people are still using Commodore 64 computers

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  2. I read that 50% of coffee consumption is instant coffee. WHAT?!  

    The last time I drank instant coffee was on a camping trip.

  3. ^we don't have a hometown paper.

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    Macs and iPhones
    What is this, a cult?

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    The COViD pandemic
    I mean it's only death.

  4. ^ I wonder how much of the anti vax is just people who are afraid of needles. Folks, I  took the JJ shot, it doesn't hurt. Little pinch, and it's done. Welcome to the Herd...

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    The Prometheus thread

  5. OMG! ^ that Prometheus thread!!!

  6. Who the heck still eats frozen pizza?

  7. Who still orders Domino's?

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    "Who still orders Domino's?"

    Parents

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    Late, name another ground cover plant that kids and dogs can play on without destroying.

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    Old grass can be composted, but oks turf will go to the landfill.

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  8. They're still looking for that lost runner out in Pleasanton.  He's been missing since July 10th.

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    ^ I bet he's hiding out.

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    He's probably in Belarus by now.
    Else he killed himself.

  9. ^wonder where that guy went.

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    15 years to flatten the curve.

  10. Sen. Lindsey Graham tests positive for Covid after being fully vaccinated

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  11. I hope he gets well soon; I trust he will. In the meantime, I hope he quarantines himself.

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    ^Do you think he socialized with someone outside his household?

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    Birth control pills...there's so many better forms of birth control these days I can't believe people choose to take a pill everyday

  12. I am told chastity promise rings are the best of the lot.

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    No, the pullout method works best

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    Communist subversion of the American way of life has been taking place for decades now as the alt-left continues enable it. US Needs to Fight Back Against China's 'Political Warfare,' Expert Warns Senators

    "We've failed to adequately appreciate I think one of the most threatening elements of Chinese strategy, and that's the way it seeks to influence and coerce Americans, including political, business, and scientific leaders, in the service of Beijing's ambitions," said Pottinger on Aug. 4 during a Senate Intelligence Committee hearing.

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  13. ^ this guy ^  Still.

  14. People complain that stuff in "dollar" stores aren't a  dollar.

  15. I was gonna say don't extend it to those who are still gainfully employed. But I wonder how they will ascertain if someone is eligible for the eviction moratorium based on their wealth and income level.

    I feel for the home owners too -- many of them are counting on it to pay the mortgage and maintenance.

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    Wearing all black to a funeral . . Neon colors or gtfo .

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    15 years to flatten the curve. Marsha Blackburn: 'The Left Likes Lockdowns' -- 'They Would Like to Have a Permanent Pandemic'.

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  16. People having anti-mask wearing protests. If you don't want to wear it, don't wear it.

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    That's how I feel about militant atheists. If you don't believe in God, fine. Don't try to convert others.

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    Late, that sounds good to me.

  17. Everyone knows only Brown Jesus was the authentic certified Jesus.

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    You seem to have a very kind heart LMM so you must be doing something right.

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    ^Butt posting is still a thing?

    covfeve

  18. ^ maybe it's old chatroom code

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    When Does The COVID-19 Panic End? Two weeks to slow the spread. That was the original rationale for the lockdowns, masking and social distancing: Prevent transmission of the coronavirus so that Americans could be assured that we would not overwhelm hospital capacity, causing needless death.

    The New York Times, fewer than 400 Americans per day are dying of COVID-19; at the height of the pandemic, well over 3,000 were. In Washington, D.C. (total population: 692,000), that number is 0; in San Francisco County (total population: 875,000), that number is 0; in Los Angeles County (total population: 10 million), that number is 9; in New York City (total population: 8.4 million), that number is 3.

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    It ends when people like you start caring enough about other
    Americans to help make it end.

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    Speaking about not caring enough about other Americans: When polled last October, only 16% of US  military identified as Democrats, compared to 44% Republicans. (Military Times)

  19. What's that got to do with anything?

  20. Someone caring or not is reflected on their values and beliefs, not on their party or their job description.

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    COVID positive illegal migrants creating a super spreader event at the border. Illegal immigrants are being tested for the coronavirus after they are released into the general population to travel to cities and towns across the U.S. This is counter to how people entering the U.S. via air travel are handled. In order for citizens and non-citizens to enter the United States through air travel, there are strict COVID-19 policies in place, including proof of a negative COVID-19 test result or documentation of recovery from COVID-19 before they board a flight to the United States. Why isn't that same standard taken into account for illegal migrants who are caught and then released at the southern border?

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    30 percent of illegal immigrants in border facilities refused COVID vaccine: report

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    18%-20% of illegal immigrants coming into US have COVID-19, report says

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  21. ^ Since there seems to be a surplus of vax shots, why not shoot up the migrants at the border?

  22. Violent muggings still going on in Oakland Chinatown

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  23. ^ and where will you go?

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    ^Well that's why these commies SJW's need to be strongly opposed. This is it. Where would anyone go? Canada? Brazil? Sweden? One frying pan to the next. America is the place to go and worth defending from these alt-left psychos.

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    Commies? Is everyone that disagrees with you a commie? You think that might be why we think you are so obnoxious? Calling people terrorists and commies just because they disagree with you is pretty extremist behavior.

  24. ^ I  served in the US Army,  America is worth fighting for.

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    I can't believe Nextdoor is still in operation . They ban anyone with truthful covid info . They are the snowflake open borders let them world Come here we will pay for you to live here platform

  25. I get the emails but I rarely pay any attention to to them!

  26. I was on Nextdoor.  Then all these trolls got on and posted about politics.

  27. It's still useful if you ignore the noise. I find lots of valuable info about the goings-on

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    NextDoor has anti "soapbox" policies. It's a good resource for finding missing pets and learning about crime in your neighborhood.
    Currently people are finding coyote-eaten cats in their yards.

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  28. Alameda doesn't have a local newspaper.  So I follow 4 different Facebook groups to get local news, gossip and info.

  29. I heard PG&E was probably responsible for the Dixie fire

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    Great then that means another rate hike to pay for the fines  they totally got away with doing that right at the Beginning of the pandemic too

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    There's a college lecturer who has been setting fires near the Dixie Fire
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    Fire starter Dr. Gary Maynard thought Trump was nuts.
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  30. ^ The Dixie Fire is arson?   A few days ago PG&E was saying a tree "might" of fell on their power lines.

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    No, other fires are arson

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    I think everyone is partially right when it comes to the fires. Climate change is definitely causing a lot of the problems but the state and federal government need to step up their game to find solutions like clearing out the dead debris. Biting the hand of the local energy company seems like it would be a bad idea as well. I think everyone needs to work together to solve the problem. Hopefully some of this infrastructure bill will go to hiring people to work on the problem while adding jobs.

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  31. Hey Hey you can't say "don't exist" and " generally speaking"
    Lol!

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    What the hell is "the left"?

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    Would someone tell this Kevin troll stereotypical nutjobs come in all races. Smh why are so on the defensive side?

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    I was going to say Andrew Cuomo

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    His people? Is he now responsible for every black person? Isn't that kind of accusation what systemic racism is based on?

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    Wallys people have committed the worst crimes amongst other peoples in history yet feels compelled to point out a very small portion of blacks committing hate crimes on Asians. And fails to mention what his people does to Asians. Smh classic. Lol... smh the irony.

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    "Wallys people have committed the worst crimes amongst other peoples in history"

    Like Mao Tse-Tung? Hideki Tojo? Pol Pot?  Kim Il Sung? Suharto? Ho Chi Minh?

    I didn't know Wally was Asian.

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    Stereotyping any group of people is wrong. That is one of the problems with stats, they tend to group everything together and usually don't tell the whole story. I keep hearing on here that stats don't lie. They very seldom tell the complete truth either and can be easily manipulated.

    Look at Wally B and Karn Evil for example. How many times have they generalized "the left" as everyone that is not a right wing extremist and accused them of wanting to defund the police and support black violence when that is really limited to an extremely small minority of the people they consider to be left. They are dishonest in such a ridiculous manner that it makes them look unintelligent and then they get angry when someone calls them out on just how unintelligent their posts are. Their whole guilty by association is both obnoxious and childish.

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    MD, I know you're much smarter than that. So I'm going to act like I didn't see your post. In the meantime I understand being a descendant of a certain ancestral background of people that has done the worst to people of every race, creed, culture from all over the globe is a hard pill to swallow.

    Yet still try's to compare your people's crimes to others smh... but then again a lot of whites are in fact ignorant to this fact. At the same time a lot of whites know but still act oblivious to it.

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    Well I'm guessing bc it's used for weighttloss, the water/fluids have to get out somehow
    I know someone who takes it but she complained more of quiziness from the fats  (vege oil, trans fat oil, animal fat, etc)

  1. My doc prescribed Diclofenac gel for my shoulder pain.  Small dab on my shoulder gave me loss of appetite.  I lost over 10-lbs.

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    The last time I drank instant coffee was two seconds ago and it's called BOOSTELLO.

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    Hay G-man B, another side effect is it making you kill yourself, yep That's right It makes you suicidal and that side effect you don't know you have until you actually take the medication and you better hope you have a loved one around you and you have mind control enough of your own mind to let them know that this medication is doing this to you otherwise you're deadsky

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    Save Mart Supermarkets, LLC, a California company that owns and operates 194 retail grocery stores around the state, including Save Mart, Lucky, Lucky California, FoodMaxx, and Maxx Value Food, is being fined $1.6 million for violating state health and safety laws, Sonoma County District Attorney Carl Rodriguez said on Thursday. Hello, nobody who stocks shelves checks expiration dates! Guess what and now you must!

  2. FIFO.....they don't rotate products.  Our local CVS didn't rotate or check expiration dates either.

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    Does save mart still have overnight stockers.

  3. What's the definition of "classic rock?"  60s music?  70s?

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    Hi Steve, It's Mid 60s to 80s or later, according to Alexa.

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    People behaving badly;  Side show participants are out of control. At the Santana Row area, in San Jose participants attacked a police patrol vehicle with the SJPD officer inside, who, just aided an injured person at the event.

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    Defund the police. - Far left radicals.

  4. Self Driving Cars

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    @ CDD, I seen that action on the news! How do those kids think it's ok to damage a Police car? Nooooo throw them in jail.

  5. Those mofos deserve time in prison. Wild animals don't deserve to roam amongst humans.

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    should have shot him right in the dick

  6. ^^ Dick's Sporting Goods?

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    I still can't believe the G Man is still on Yelp after losing his Super Bowl bet???

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    Long lines at Costco

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    Fires !  The news report says nine fires in seven days .  Someone in the Southbay keeps starting finals in random areas. This is dangerous and also taking away resources from the fire department.

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    I can't believe there are still parents who name their son "Dick"

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    The diaper in chief's brain shutdown's

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    Mongummery's needle is stuck again...

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  7. Online toxicity.  No wonder it's becoming a recognized problem.

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    ^Correct. Far too much alt left fascism, censorship, marxist propaganda.

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    That's why karn lives on yelp and ONLY posts radical right propaganda. Yelp is karns news channel cause he's too old to know how to use YouTube

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    ^ Correct far too much Evil Karn Evil going on!!!!
    He's out of touch just like Trump, lol.

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    Poll: 72% of voters say biden is not fit to serve, biden/harris are demented. Who's the bigger fool? The fool or the fools the are ridin' with biden?

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    "Online toxicity"

    Amen 100x

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    Illegal fireworks

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    Adnan Syed still free and will probably always be. What an absolute travestry. OJ-level bullshit. RIP Hae Min Lee

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    Media sticking up for jello brain biden. This is the left wing biased media (trash & terrorist filth) asking biden was so weak to have such a devastating debate loss, possibly the worst in American history. Even the media is sick of  biden/Harris regime lies and they are the ones spreading them.

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  8. People still using gas powered leaf blowers in Alameda

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    I can't get rid of my gas powered blower!!!
    I went battery years ago!

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    I turn money into noise

    Merica'!!!

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    My neighborhood landscapers use gas blowers. You can smell the stretch of gas fumes. I thought it was illegal.

  9. Fake Yelp account trying to be my friend

  10. CDD- gas powered leaf blowers are banned in Alameda.  Saturday,  I confronted a gardener about it.

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    @ Steve, what was his reply?

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  11. G Man, it was a 3-man Mexican crew. The boss said he would chg to the electric tools. I had the Alameda City Ord on my phone. They all got in their truck and took off.

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    I got pulled over Alameda bout 30yrs ago for turning at an intersection between a certain time of the day. Guess I wasn't suppose too. Instant ticket!!! Geesh!

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    Something weird about Alameda, could never get my bearings there. Locals said alien space craft crashed there...

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    Well alameda does have a connection with NASA when astronauts returned back, maybe that's what I meant.
    I have enjoyed the local plays at this community playhouse. I am the one that will honk through the tube lol

  12. Feb 1973, a Navy jet crashed into apartments at 1814 Central Ave.  The pilot and 10 ppl on the ground were killed. We were watching TV when our house shook. Dad and I went outside to look, just in time to see a dark orange fireball rise over the houses. I will never forget that sight.

  13. Alameda PD used to do a "rolling stop" trap. Big ticket,  DMV thinks you ran a stopsign.

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    Hi Steve, I won't assume but was the fireball from the jet crashing or are you claiming one of those mysterious super natural anomalies? What a sight to see

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    Steve, at the Marina,  are there any ghost stories there?

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    Not really sure ehere I stand on the gas blower ban. Like, obviously they're annoying. I cant stand the sound as much as anyone else. And I guess it seems like they pollute and can be harmful to one's health. But I don't like governmental bans.

  14. CDD, the fireball was from a Navy Jet crashing into an apt building in the evening. The next day, the school did a face to face headcount to see who was missing.  They didn't ID the dead yet.

  15. I agree Jude, there's rules about everything now. No right turn on redlight is kind of annoying when there's no cross traffic.

  16. I have a high school friend who's a ghost hunter. I really don't get that involved.  I've seen and felt things, and that's it.

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    Is your friend a professional ghost hunter or does it for a hobby?

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    I'm sure we all have ghost stories or just tjise unexplainable visions or feelings.

  17. Projection.  It'll happen.  It always does.

  18. She does it part time. I think she's retired from her real job. I tell her my ghost stories and she likes it.

  19. Did you hear about the fossilized Viking turd? What did the person eat to make it survive all this time?

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    It keeps happening so I'll keep saying it - people who dont put the shopping cart away in the parking lot. You are a complete piece of shit.

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    My Grammy always had ghost stories to share. Great memories

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    I hate the shoppers that leave the cart in the top of parking space close to where the front of car goes and you think it's free till you turn in.

  20. Vacaville motorcycle cop was killed by suspected DUI.

  21. My Mom used to tell a crazy story about Chinese immigrants going up to an Alaskan cannery, and not coming back.

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    I read that it was a female but I didn't know she was DUI, WTF!!!

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    Steve, why was the Chinese immigrants goimg to Alaska cannery row a crazy story? What am I missing at 1:15am?

  22. G-man, I heard on the news she tried to run but got held by witnesses. It was at Leisure Town x Orange,   near Kaiser Hospital.

  23. Chef D, it's crazy because all those people never came back.

  24. Looks like all 3 Safeways in Alameda escaped the chopping block.

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    Political violence

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    The fact that Yelp doesn't remove the Robo threads

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    ^kill the spammers now

  25. Raccoons, Opossums, and neighborhood cats running around my yard at night

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    ^ on the island wow unbelievable!

  26. ^^ if Bigfoot shows up we can have a real party

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    Sasquatch is on TickTock playing a Saxophone!

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    so what about the robo threads this aint burger king you cant fuc#ing have it your way .  gman is donkey kong

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    Gman is Satchcrotch

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    Alcoholic alert......

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    Clearly Monkeygoobery has issues and needs his meds!

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    You need viagra ^but it wont^ do a thing^ for ya. Satan dont want Petunia or G. How you like my harris avatar ? Im showing my true feelings abour her LMMFAO. Beer Belly Alert!!!

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    You need viagra ^but it wont^ do a thing^ for ya. Satan dont want Petunia or G. How you like my harris avatar ? Im showing my true feelings abour her LMMFAO. Beer Belly Alert!!!

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    You need viagra ^but it wont^ do a thing^ for ya. Satan dont want Petunia or G. How you like my harris avatar ? Im showing my true feelings abour her LMMFAO. Beer Belly Alert!!!

  27. People who still complain about gay marriage and "redefining marriage"

  28. Can you believe the fast food union wants another pay raise?

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    ^ that's why they must be lock into a 5 yr contract where they can't renegotiate until the contract is up!

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    once again in a hurry to gore their own oxen,
    slow learners

  29. Any chance this is a gimmick to drive the fast food industry out of business?

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    The lack of acknowledgement that the nuclear family is the cornerstone of a thriving, Western society. Should be strived for and revered.

    I'll get the "obvious' " out the way: plenty of great people have been products of non-nuclear families. Plenty of shit people have been the products of nuclear families. If you are not part of a non-nuclear family currently, doesn't mean you're wrong or a bad person. If you are part of a nuclear family currently, you still got a lot of work ahead.

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    ^ Rollo can you at least find a nuclear avatar or even a real avatar? Western society approves and condones this action that you don't partake in? Why and why not? It's an injustice to Cayde-6 and the latter users and abusers you once were!

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    ^ Wow. An actual decent attempt at humor/banter. Good job!

  30. They are still peddling Salesforce certification exam tutorials etc

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    Earth calling Rollo, come in Rollo!
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