Fans shouldn't expect him to don the Batsuit any time soon — if not ever.
The movie winds up being part of the problem its trying to lament.
The Batman director revealed his thoughts on the infamous Bat-nipples in a new interview.
For more than 50 years, one superhero has risen above all others for their sheer frequency on the silver screen.
Sure, some of his films were cheesy, and some were ham-handed, but none of them were forgettable.
Joel Schumacher never apologized for the Bat-nipples, nor should he have!
Schumacher died after a year-long battle with cancer.
"All I know about Woody is he couldn't have been a more generous friend. And Mia was fantastic to me."
After a failed attempt in 2001, pop culture has finally caught up with the buffoonish blue superhero's peculiar style of storytelling.
With its tagline "Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die," The Lost Boys sees vampirism as an endless nocturnal rager.
This ridiculous romp is much more than rubber nipples and ice puns, but not much more.
"After Batman & Robin, I was scum. It was like I had murdered a baby."
Remember when superheroes were fun?
The show's Timbaland-produced soundtrack sells 130,000 copies during its debut week.
Even some filmmakers know when they've made a real clunker of a movie.
The Scottish heartthrob may wish we had forgotten his first starring role, but we never will.