‘Crank 2: High Voltage’
Here’s a brief list of things that happen in Crank 2: High Voltage, undoubtedly one of the most insane movies ever released by a prominent motion picture studio: Jason Statham humps Amy Smart in the middle of a racetrack … during a horse race. A guy slices off his own nipples with a Bowie knife. Ginger Spice smacks a small child. Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite has “full body Tourette’s.” David Carradine (R.I.P.) plays an Asian gangster named “Poon Dong.” Corey Haim (R.I.P.) sports a mullet. A ferret performs autofellatio. A massive horse cock takes over the whole screen.
In other words, it’s totally awesome (and not for the faint of heart).