‘Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters’
There are some movies that are good, some movies that are bad, and then some movies that just… Are. They exist in a null space between good and bad where you’re unable to tell not just from one scene to another, but from one line to another, whether they’re glorious brilliant, or brilliantly stupid. One of those latter movies is Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, which rolls from its bonkers premise (you’ve figured it out, right) and then throws in an insane amount of anachronisms (chain guns! pseudo-Starbucks cups!) with Sam Raimi style witch fights, some nudity, and Jeremy Renner for a mess that’s a ton of fun to watch. Don’t expect much, and you’ll get a lot more than you bargained for.