Wife Swap

8-9 PM · ABC · Returns Oct. 3

Oh, those crazy Wife Swap producers. Find a couple of tornado chasers, and who do they swap ’em with? A couple that safety-proofs houses! Says exec producer Stef Wagstaffe, ”The [tornado] dad and safety mom really butted heads.” Also watch for the Maine lobsterman (”smelling of fish all the time,” sniffs Wagstaffe) paired with ”a California mom who’s a really, really attractive blonde with — let’s say she’s augmented her figure in a very obvious way.” Yeah, she showed that lobster guy a whole new use for saline, we bet.