”A lot of people are very curious why I’m a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage.”
—Jane Lynch, introducing the lead actors as presenters, on the Emmys
”I’ve never danced my underwear off in my life. She goes hard. I give her credit.”
—Pauly D, talking about Deena losing her underwear while dancing, on Jersey Shore
”I talked in short sentences. I didn’t sing. I laughed, I smiled, I said I needed rebound sex, and it totally worked. He asked me out.”
—Jess (Zooey Deschanel) on New Girl
”You should learn to knock. What if I was indecent?”
—Damon (Ian Somerhalder), to Elena (Nina Dobrev), after intentionally stepping out of the shower naked, on The Vampire Diaries
”She’s gonna be down to just a couple soon…. It’s a dire situation here.”
—Lisa Vanderpump, on Camille Grammer losing her Colorado home, on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills