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20 Strange Sentences And Alarming Headlines

There are so many people in the world saying things all day long. So many words are spoken and so many sentences are written and typed and shared in the span of every 24 hours. It is hard to imagine that there is anything original left to say. Surprisingly though, from time to time, there will be a tweet or a news headline that pops up to surprise everyone. There are still some super creative people out there with wacky minds and there are still odd things happening every day. When a sentence that seems like it has never been written or spoken before pops up, it is a real treat for everyone.

These occurrences can be documented on Reddit's /r/BrandNewSentence. This subreddit features just that: brand-new sentences. Things that sound like something no one has said or read before. Here are 25 shocking and bewildering sentences to spice up the day.

Whole Wheat Toilet Paper

< bro tell me why my gf bought the whole wheat toilet paper C 53,7 K 687

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If It's Bad, It Ruins Everything

jonny sun @jonnysun does anyone else carefully choose the last bite of food you eat at the end of a meal so that ur mouth can "remember" it

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Vegan School?

YourFavBlackAuntie @greendoondoon ⠀ My sister told me that my great-niece got busted as the ringleader of a group of kids that were smuggling meat sandwiches into their vegan school.

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Meat Brain

Oh your "brain" is acting "illogically"? It's meat with electricity inside what the f you expect did

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Quite the Headline

< BuzzFeed Oof That Felt Good - 16 Satisfying Photos That Are So Pleasing, You'll Dump Your Mediocre Boyfriend My eyeballs will rest easy tonight. Posted on December 14, 2023, at 11:46 p.m. ET Daniella Emanuel BuzzFeed Staff

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Yarr

Grandmaster Trash: Exact Trash O... @ExactTrashOnly Me: Alexa, photoshop an eye patch onto Arnold Schwarzenegger and call him Yarrnold Schwarzenegger Alexa: Don't you have like friends to hang out with our something

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Good Question

maura quint @behindyourback have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn

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What a Quiz

Marksman No1 5h I like dominant women f ⠀ Monroe_City_Madman • 3h You're not submissive you're autistic. You like dominant women because they're direct. : Scotho 3h you're right Reply 5 339 21 + 15 + Clokiy 14m Someone should make a quiz to test if people are submissive and breedable or just autistic. ⠀ Vote

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The Late 1900s

John Penniman @Historiographos I will never recover from this student email. Good afternoon Professor Penniman, Hope you had a great break! I was wondering if it would be acceptable to use sources from the late 1900's for our final paper (I found an interesting paper from 1994). Is there a cut off date of publication? See you tomorrow, 8:31 AM 11/28/23.3.3M Views

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Premium

Today at 7:35 PM What the fok is LGBTQ+ Is it like premium gay

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Huh

Jackie Chan says he's 'numb' to beautiful women, admits beating son in new book 影节 【视频 70% 電影! Mor VOO Sta an ign BUCECO QUY

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De-Cakeifying

Fortnite players call Epic Games "cowards" for de-cakeifying Solid Snake Dexerto 14h ...

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Same Fur Colour

he looks like a capybara who made a wish to become human Miss Gio Baby @MissGioBaby1 Apr 28 Me next in line at the dispensary trying to act normal: D

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Makes Sense

comeback jack @meanunclejack my dad brought me yellow gatorade because that's the medicinal flavor. orange is for exercise. red is the best tasting but has no healing properties, it's just a drink like an arizona iced tea. boss twee @EnnuiSports what's blue comeback jack @meanunclejack dark blue is mental fortitude/mana potion. light blue is for hot days because it is colder than her flavors

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Shark Miracles

Italian shark has 'virgin birth' after 10 years in all- female shark tank News By Harry Baker published August 26, 2021 The baby shark was born in an all- female tank with no father in sight. PF f 49

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Oh, Okay

TECH On the first day that LEGO Fortnite was available to the public, users repeatedly recreated the 9/11 attacks Kenneth Niemeyer Dec 9, 2023, 12:56 PM ET Download the app FORTNITE

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What Would You Do?

Quora Atheists, imagine you're going skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do? Open in App Sign In

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Wild

Saint Bob Payne @saintbobpayne "It's hard to find love" My nephew hambone got 2 different girls named Baylee pregnant while working at a popeyes and he wasn't even allowed to work the register 6:42 PM 10/23/23 from Earth. 13K Views ...

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Love That

npr NPR @NPR Good news: Prancer, the 13-pound gremlin Chihuahua who hates men and children, and was described as a "vessel for a traumatized Victorian child," has been adopted by a 36- year-old single lesbian in Connecticut.

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The Opposite

Stacy's Dark Queery Tales PT @DarkLiterata holy infant so tender and mild implies the existence of a cursed infant so chewy and spicy

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