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S How l'a looking at my resident'a Toad who'a works at HOA and'a gets mad at me because l'a put a big bunch of'a letters on my'a house that'a say MARIO on it because it'a Mario house and he'a gets upset because it's not up to standard but l'a JUST got done carrying him (ABOVE MY HEAD) through'a a level in New Super Mario Bros Wii and l'a didn't even get him hit even'a one time. sm64mario They'a all call their houses'a Toad Houses but l'a can't call my house Mario House?

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alphacrone Follow Dec 19, 2023 Dec 19, 2023.7 months ago when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house podcastwizard Follow Dec 19, 2023 me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature podcastwizard Dec 21, 2023 had food poisoning when i posted this martinkhall Follow Dec 21, 2023 ... Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it. podcastwizard Dec 21, 2023 oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk ...

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ronandhermy it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase...like, what did you even do during your childhood? hip-hip-bourree this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate??? odinsnotwearingmakeup That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist im-the-swamp-witch Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

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Job Summary Please search for Larvitar He just loves to eat dirt! Please help! Client: Tyranitar Objective: Rescue Larvitar. Place: Shimmer Hill 11F Restrictions: None Difficulty: 3 (499) *3 rubberhosed imagine making a missing poster for your lost child but in the missing poster you had to include the fact that they feat dirt

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trupowieszcz Follow isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer trupowieszcz foulfantasyslime 10 godz. temu yeahg orion-the-onion 8 godz. temu yaugh my creepy monstrous henchmen agreeing with me

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void-enthusiasts why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses todayiwrotenothing Yeah why can't I cumin my lover 65,1K notities

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womaninwinter Follow Jul 27 I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like "what's that" so I told it's a man who's obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, "well what do other people do??" icannotgetoverbirds Follow 5d ago But I was so caught up in the euphoria of having a WIFE ALT that for like a minute I lived in a world where MEN WHO HATE THEIR WIVES didn't exist. poor guy

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inkskinned Follow "if you take medication for that, you'll be taking medication all your life!!" yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it's like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i'm pursuing irresponsibly. lady-harrowhark 601 Follow and the thrilling sequel: "taking meds for that is the easy way out!" right you are my dude, i'm a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

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toskarin my favorite genre of High Internet Intellectualism is when someone complains in broad strokes about media and accidentally reveals they've only been consuming content made for teenagers toskarin "why are there no stories about adults? why are all the main characters teenage boys?" my good man you are the one reading the shounen

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EL charlesoberonn Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society: reagan

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baddywronglegs 31m ago You pick up the menu at the restaurant. All it contains is a QR code and instructions. "Simply scan QR code to download our app and point your phone at this page through our app for an AR view of our menu!" You get up to leave. The door won't open. There's a sign next to it. "Display your receipt in our app to the scanner to exit." You go to the bar to talk to a human. There is no-one there. A sign says "Need help? Just click the Help button in our app." Relenting, you scan the QR code. "Not compatible with your device." #This Putrid Modern H Blaze

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uglygirlstatus i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash- Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory. the-real-numbers Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükenScälden all over myself

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despazito Follow Imagine flushing 300 years worth of wax out of an elf's stupid ears dimetrodone Where do you think mideval dungeons get all the wax in their candles from

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NZ 4 H ABCDEFGHIJKLM NOPQRSTUV W X Y Z ** CH SH TH E+ 10 0 2 3 4 5 6789 foreverdisneynerd For Atlantis, Disney needed a new language for the Atlantean people. To do this, Disney hired Mark Okrand, the man who also created the famous Klingon and Vulcan for the Star Trek series. In the Atlantean language, Mark Okrand's main source for it's roots and stems of its words are Proto-Indo- European, but as Okrand also described it as being the "tower of babel" or "root dialect" for all languages in the world, he also used ancient Chinese, Latin, Greek, Biblical Hebrew, along with many other ancient languages or their reconstructions. As such, you can actually learn to write and speak the language! strampunkgear This film is so underrated it hurts.

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alocalfrog Follow NEW YORK POST Missing emergency slide that fell off Delta flight found • The slide washed up in front of the house of a lawyer whose firm happens to be suing Boeing over safety issues • Trapped on the rocks in a freak coincidence - was the emergency slide that fell off the Boeing 767 jetliner NEW YORK SHOWCASE - 3h POST Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

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hackfurs Follow did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me 19K notes

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auckie Follow British guys will be like 'yeah im dobby from Kent and this is my mate Gog from upper kenswick' and American guys will be like 'I'm Rock Stiff from Tu and this is my buddy Brick Snuff from the eighth borough yknow ②' but then Canadian guys will just smile shyly and look away until you ask where they're from, to which they'll make you answer their delightful riddles three

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