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anonymous asked call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine spacelazarwolf Follow 3d ago HELP 2,620 notes

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prokopetz The thing that's funny and relatable about Luigi isn't that he's a coward, it's that he's a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-l-dunno apprehension, whether it's hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he's the universe's second-greatest warrior and doesn't realise it because as far as he's concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing - he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It's all spiders in the bathroom to him. He's equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

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ronin Follow May 23, 2024 - 11:35 PM 1 month ago if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart #star wars 48,264 notes D

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charlottan Follow 16h ago dos anyone want to play cars with me. spoipage Follow 16h ago charlottan 16h ago MY TOUYS

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SWAG thest postcalligrapher Jun 10 Jun 10 a month ago the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings. amethystsoda 601 Follow Jun 11 i believe in summer fruits SUPREMACY ...

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meladoodle: I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said "I love your necklace!!" and another girl said "I love love love love your necklace!" and all the other girls started competing for who loved my necklace more by adding more "love" to their sentences and then one girl just said "its not that great"

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> 1 seasidesapphix Follow Jan 8 No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse } 8 90 2 3 45 67 LAI auto suggest bewilders me biglawbear Follow Jan 10 No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse 11 110,606 notes i "

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unclefather I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she's telling all the customers. that they are disgusting and they need to leave that-1 And she's right t-over-there Source: unclefather

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heatherwitch I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking. wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that's honestly sooo important for my mental health. umbylievable Hayao Miyazaki has said on numerous occasions that he wants children to know that even when the world seems harsh and life is hard, it is always still worth living, and there is always something beautiful in it. That mental health boost is intentional and Miyazaki wants you to believe that you should continue to live, even if just for those little things.

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10h ago wingdingle Jul 13, 2014 601 Follow attention to all dashcon attendees someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag stay out of the ballpit wingdingle Jul 13, 2014 601 there are people who think this is a joke this is not a joke please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health recoiloperated 601 Follow 10h ago Happy 10th birthday to the ball pit p post.

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catholicnun Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history furr h2o, a2+ b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama

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yepperoni Follow WorldViews There is a lizard s satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control f 6 More Lust in space. (EPA/Luong Thai Linh) At this very moment, a Russian satellite full of geckos -- (possibly) having s--is floating around in space -- and mission control has lost the ability to control it. manlyusername Follow In a million years when we get invaded by lizard men you can blame it on Russia

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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name May 9, 2024 11:54 AM 1 month ago Follow I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name May 9, 2024 12:00 PM 1 month ago B 3.4K a C like. these breeds didn't even EXIST yet back then. those painters were PROPHETS. #animals #art 37,955 notes D D 68

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tilthat TIL Charles Osborne had the hiccups non-stop for approximately 68 years, from 1922 to 1990. His hiccups first started in 1922 while weighing a hog for slaughter. He fell and busted a blood vessel in his brain resulting in him damaging a small part of the brain that inhibits the hiccup response via reddit.com deadmomjokes Wait wait wait. You're telling me that the default is Yes Hiccups, and there's a part of the brain that's specifically designed to say No Hiccups instead? brunhiddensmusings you sound surprised that humans are so badly designed Source: tilthat

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upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person there's a tool for that I'm sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE? "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" "I'm so hungry I could eat a small child" I'm surprised how fast this post went from measuring pasta to cannibalism. Source: shewillfeatdrake 521,283 notes 11

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mystrothedefender 601 Jun 18 Follow My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'dı ok do you need to have a break?' mystrothedefender Jun 18 Follow Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark. 15,968 notes 3

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medievaljournalist Follow Oct 16 unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice le-catman Follow Nov 13 princelabia rudolph the red nosed reindeer

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