- ME: *bites cheek*
- MY BODY: Ah okay let's puff that spot up nice and big so he can bite it again no prob
Me: * spells “bourgeoisie” *
…
Well that was a fricking adventure.
quetzalcoatl take the wheel
“Automobile” oh my gosh it automatically moves. of course. the pieces are all falling in place #brainblast
Any specific kind of content you all would like to see more of?
I have ~ 50 billion followers but lately the response from you all has really petered out. That’s okay! It’s your like and you can ‘like’ what you want, but is there something you’d like to see? I post all sorts of crap, I know. :)
Anonymous asked: are you a map?
Absolutely not. I didn’t know that phrase existed until recently. The MAP in my url refers to the website where my webcomics are hosted MAPentertainments.com
Anyone who thinks they can normalize pedophilia by giving it an acronym needs professional help.
Revising makes you ask what the FLIP was going on in your brain during
first drafts. “A mast of confrontation she was not.” (???) #writing
“Wait, what’s Diane’s deal again? She’s basically like an Asian Daria, right?” #BoJackHorseman
Through the clever use of grease, Jack in the Box has created a taco which is a precise compromise between hard and soft shell. Nice!
When Groundhog Day came out Bill Murray was a young buck and Alex Trebek appeared old when they watched Jeopardy Now they’re the same age.
Leonard Cohen is dead, and that’s okay.
He gave us one more awesome album just before he passed, topping off a career of meaningful music. I don’t think anyone can doubt this man was ready to meet whatever is on the other side.
Thank you for your music, your lyrics, and sharing your talent with us, from one of your biggest fans.
Misery reveals happiness. Sadness is evidence of the possibility of joy. Pain makes pleasure real.
Undecided voters? As in, they’ve narrowed it down to either Trump or Clinton? Talk about some confused souls…
When you serve others you find unexpected joy. When you serve yourself you find it is never enough.
