124 episodes

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public.”

Nobody's Listening, Right‪?‬ Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public.”

    Less Worry More Wonder

    Less Worry More Wonder

    A deep dive on Man Spreading, giant off leash dogs roaming grocery stores, a new look at jealousy, Andy’s nose ring aspirations and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    00:00 Intro
    02:12 Man Spreading 
    14:24 Dog In Produce Section
    19:45 The Waiting Place
    23:03 Jealousy
    28:32 Hey Jealousy
    32:34 The Secret To The Secret
    46:35 Weekend At Bernie's
    49:05 Nose Ring

    • 58 min
    Tummy Troubles!

    Tummy Troubles!

    Medical Professionals and survivor guilt, hilarious reviews of a beloved sugar free product, whether or not to fart on an airplane, Andy’s bathroom habits pointing to a problem, Elizabeth withholding the theme of a novel from Andy and what they would do with five days of free time…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    00:00 Intro
    02:57 Bad Surgeons
    15:05 Sugar Free Haribo Gummy Bears
    19:36 Tummy Trouble Science
    32:52 Streaks
    34:09 Airplane Farts
    37:09 On All Fours
    42:56 Home Alone Plans
    47:51 Recycling
    49:01 Amazing Churches

    • 56 min
    Scam City

    Scam City

    The vibes are high this week! Elizabeth’s good mood is soaring and Andy had a satisfying traffic encounter.  Topics include: an insane question regarding F1 drivers, a pending class action lawsuit for Andy, and a dream about Ramona. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    00:00 Intro 
    04:43 A New Age Equation 
    11:31 Elizabeth's Height 
    12:15 A Weird Thing To Say 
    16:58 Traffic Justice 
    21:12 Ramona Dream 
    23:09 Good Mood 
    32:18 Digital Dream Labs Scam 
    41:40 Too Many Scams

    • 54 min
    People Are Wild!

    People Are Wild!

    Dealing with sadness in the best way, The Jinx proving people are insane and not just the murderers, Women behaving badly being more interesting, Elizabeth shrinking, One skill Elizabeth and Andy would love to have… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    CHAPTERS
    00:00 Intro 
    03:35 We Go Dark 
    07:29 Elizabeth is Shrinking 
    11:27 Everyone Likes A Bad Boy 
    18:16 Dating and Instagram 
    29:40 No Really, She's Shrinking 
    36:18 Bad Girl 
    38:42 Nose Too Big 
    42:19 One New Skill 
    46:30 School Nurses

    • 53 min
    Awards For All

    Awards For All

    No competition between kids, is Elizabeth quietly signaling status, a Palm Springs reset, perspective on hardship, ethical dilemmas at people’s work, running to the bathroom mid teeth cleaning, and helmet up those kiddos! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    Chapters:
    00:00 Intro 
    04:48 Is She A Republican? 
    12:08 Elizabeth Is Signaling Status 
    19:55 Serving C 
    23:08 Palm Springs 
    27:02 DJ Battle Dance Party 
    30:26 D. Data  
    33:30 Dentist 
    47:01 Cast Envy 
    52:09 Wear A Helmet!

    • 56 min
    An Insincere Apology

    An Insincere Apology

    Elizabeth corrects her errors from last episode, an emotional identity crisis, a wild party entrance, the emotional drain of being social, all cults are the same, Andy’s not real, and an inspiring quote text unanswered… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    Chapters:
    00:00 Intro
    01:07 Haircut Time
    03:13 Corrections
    08:50 Manipulation Tears
    22:23 Security At The Door
    33:58 Spider
    36:01 Dancing For The Devil
    46:41 Perception Of The Arts
    57:02 Talking To Herself
     
     

    • 1 hr 1 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
2.3K Ratings

2.3K Ratings

Laurel and Oak ,

Frostbite- dot dot dot

Love you guys! By some wierd iPhone fluke, when my phone connects to my cars Bluetooth -Frostbite will start playing. Even though I have listened to other songs in my music app since listening to frostbite, and despite the fact that I never even have the music app open on my phone, this song mysteriously starts playing on its own a couple times a week. So if you see those stream numbers continuing to rise….this girl is definitely contributing!! It gives me a smile every time and my kids find it hilarious that we can’t stop it from happening. This has been going on for weeks! Love you guys!!

Kaittt816 ,

The best!

I began listening to totally mommy when I was pregnant with now 8 yr old. I was so happy to rediscover this podcast this year and I have finally caught up and listened to every episode. You guys entertain me on my long drives for work. We all know you love a good chip clip but you have not lived until you have tried a GRIPSTIC, keeps stuff fresh for weeks!
Love you guys and love being a nobody, I now anxiously await the new episode each week. ❤️

JaimeeL2394 ,

I’m listening in REAL TIME!!

Started a new job with a commute in March and by way of Saint Monica found you guys. You’ve kept me company on many drives to and from the office. Happy to finally be in real time and feel like now I can actually join your Patreon. Thanks for letting me into your world and keeping me company during this life change. Also obsessed with the journey to potential class action lawsuit over the robot toy -I’m rooting for justice, Andy!!

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