From Nurse to Worse

Summary[]

Zack asks Kelly to go steady with him, but while she is thinking it over he falls for the new nurse (Nancy Valen), only to discover that she is the new school nurse. Meanwhile, Slater is afraid of getting his flu shots.

Plot[]

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Cast[]

Quotes[]

Zack: "So yeah we got to doing some hand stuff, it was sweet."

Slater: "That is awesome, nice dude."

Jessie: "Hold up, the nurse at the school?"

Zack: "Yeah the hot nurse."

Jessie: "The 30 something nurse?"

Zack: "Yeah I mean she's like 26 or something but yeah."

Jessie: "I mean, I don't know what to tell you, but that's like statutory rape."

Zack: "... No it's not."

Jessie: "Yeah it is. That's what the law sa-"

Zack: "Alright so when you put it like that it sounds pretty bad, but I mean she looks pretty good so what's the problem?"

Jessie: "It uh, it just doesn't seem like something that should, should really happen you know?"

Zack: "Yeah bu-"

Jessie: "Like that's something that the, uh, nurse shouldn't be doing."

Zack: "... But she's really hot dude, like she's a 8 at least man."

Jessie: "Right... but she's like 26. And you're like 16."

Zack: "... Right."

Slater: "Yeah, I guess when you put it like that, it does sound kinda strange."

Jessie: "Right, exactly."

Zack: "... Right."

Jessie: "Like that's something that, uh, bad people do."

Zack: "..."

Notes and Trivia[]

• This episode was referenced in Season 3, episode 6 of "Zack Morris is Trash" series on Funny or Die, entitled The Time Zack Morris Dumped His Girlfriend To Harass The School Nurse
• A.C. Slater's mother's name is Mrs. Loretta Slater.

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