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24 Times When Kids Were Incredibly Dumb

The future of the world is in the hands of the children currently being raised. It's kind of an insane thing to think about but it is true. The way they are brought up will affect the future. Raising children is no easy job, it is definitely not for everyone. It's a huge responsibility to have kids, not only because people want to raise good humans, but because they are also really, really dumb sometimes. Kids have to be told not to do things that are absolutely ridiculous, but no one can blame them, they don't know anything.

Though the things they do may be mildly infuriating, they are also entertaining and provide a good laugh, especially for those without kids to worry about. Reddit users with and without kids share the stupidity of children they know on the web for all to see and laugh at. So here are 24 kids being adorably dumb, caught in some questionable situations.

Poor kid

This did not work Oct 18 whggurgfh I was going to get free robux but I don't have one but a lot a ppl didn't work but mine did not work I thought it would work but it did not work but it fine but I whnt robux it sad I guess but it will be cool if it did work but it fine 666so I guess it did not work and my on a iPad and I don't know how to do it and I wish it work but no but that sad you know I know I don't like it because it did not work I'm just six years old but sad but this did not work sad but it ok but I just wanted it to work and get free robux it one hour cause I'm still learning but it feel sad because I love robux > but did not work it was just ok. It I'm still sad but I know lots a ppl don't like it or maybe you got to pay or it just a joke but I cannot get free robux and my name is jajatheunicorn and my tik tok is jajatheunicorn but idk if it work for ppl but it don't work for me will I will try on another one but this one I don't like but I can't stop doing this to get robux cause im trying but i wish this work but it did not but it fine they have app to but it fine and just typing but you know how I fell but yeah but I was going to like this app is it give me robux but yeah but I'm going through to robux but it fine like I said but it cool but I did not work but it cool but I'm going to eat so yeah now we r done now bye

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The mystery of tattoos

wathgrithr A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say "go on, it's ok!" and the little girl shuffled up to me and said "ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?" I am. dying

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Carrots is the dream

My I HAVE A DREAM... My dream is har carrots. By: Oxlan By: Kt

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Valid

when i was a kid i was hospitalized because my gameboy shut off in the middle of a gym leader battle on emerald and i got so mad that i took the batteries out and ate them 7*+1PM - 4/17/24 2.1M Views

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Strawberry socks too

Robert Koman... @Komaniecki_R Follow I was freaking out, but it turns out my kid just inserted a whole fresh strawberry in her shoe and walked around like that for an hour 22:43 29 Jun 24 818K Views • 777 Reposts 105 Quotes 33.4K Likes 431 Bookmarks

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When in doubt, hot dogs

Tom VanHaaren ❤ @TomVH I just smoked an 8-pound pork bi¨* for nine hours because my kids said they'd eat pulled pork. Five minutes before it was done, they all said they wanted hot dogs instead and if that doesn't sum up parenting I don't know what does.

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Um

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Infuriating

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"My 2-year-old wanted donuts"

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Financial planning

krista pacion → @kristabellerina Follow My kid wants to earn money to go on a pricey school trip next year and asked if the tooth fairy gives money for other body parts. 5:44 PM - 23 Jun 24 61.6K Views •

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They're learning

the orange side is what u light btw 1d Reply 100 it's not 2h Reply 42 it is.. 2h Reply No it's not... 2h Reply 24 Д it's not cuz the orange part have the foam thingy and that foam helps the herb(i forgot what it's called) in it don't go inside the mouth 2h Reply

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How to watch TV

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"My 2-year-old takes scoops out of my soap to eat"

SMELL THE SQUATCH watch. NATURAL SOAP Y RUM ZERO GRIT NET WT 5 OZ (141 g)

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Maybe this is one of those past-life scenarios

My little sister was once incredibly surprised by the fact that her teacher had a mom. She came home and told us that her teacher had a mom and we were like "yeah, everyone does" and she said "WHHHAAAT". So apparently my little sister thought that only she had a mom. She also looked at a picture of me when I was a baby and said "Yeah I remember that day" I said "no the hyou don't you weren't even born yet" her dumb proceeded to say "yeah don't you remember when I used to play with you when you were a baby?" My older sister looked at her like she had five heads and said "no you f didn't your dumb wasn't even born back then" we then proceeded to have a 15 minute argument trying to explain to her that she never took care of me or my older sister when we were kids because she wasn't even alive back then. Eventually my parents became part of the argument and my little sister still couldn't process the fact that it would have been impossible for her to babysit me and my older sister because she was not alive back then.

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Rise up

heythisisbecky Children are wild Today one of my students threw a stuffed animal across the room and it landed directly in a plate filled with paint And I had it narrowed down to a few kids but no one would confess so I made them all put their toys away and have five minutes of quiet time to Reflect on Their Behavior During that five minutes of relative silence, this group of three year olds INVENTED A NEW CLASSMATE, named him, and unanimously blamed him for throwing the toy across the room There was not a single weak link, they were all ride or die Unreal

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Makes sense

Cal Hughes @Cal_Hughes101 When I was little I used to catch shower water in my mouth. My mum found out and told me I shouldn't do that because shower water is actually pee from bats in the attic. I never did it again but still thought it was okay to shower in bat pee.

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Marker in the dryer

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Big Jim

Adam Liaw ❤ @adamliaw My children are currently trying to murder each other because my 8 year old son won't stop telling my 5 year old daughter that her real birth name is "Big Jim". 6:32 PM - 1/5/22 Twitter for iPhone 965 Retweets 153 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes 27

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This is just infuriating

INDIA indiatoday ❤ TODAY Child delays flight for refusing to put on seat belt, deboarded with father INDIA TODAY от 5,244 likes Σ indiatoday A list of reasons pops into one's mind when they think about flights being delayed. However, a child throwing a tantrum for not wearing a seat belt is not one of them. In a flight in Columbia, a ten-year-old boy was removed from the plane after he refused to buckle up during the takeoff.

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Mood

Jennifer Evelyn @jen... • 15h Replying to @DrSpooky_ER I remember showing my son pictures of brains when he was five and pointing at his head saying, "this is where your brain is" He proceeded to clutch his head in his hands and wail "I don't want a brain" 15 17277 6,206

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Meant to say "Elliot"

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This kid's search history

This Morning How to create a successful gang in high s... quora.com/How-do-l-create-a-successful-gang-in-... How to become a part of the cool gang in... quora.com/How-do-you-become-a-part-of-the-coo... G how can I get accepted by the cool gang -. google.com/search?q=how+can+1+get+accepted+b...

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Not for kids!

@MasonTheNumbersand LoreFan 3.02K subscribers • 482 videos My channel is NOT made for kids! It is for ages 6 and over !

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Oh my God…

My son is too scared of the "Skibidi Toilet" to start potty training Potty-training My son is three years old, and we've been trying to potty train him for a while now. Unfortunately, we've hit a major roadblock - his fear of the "skibidi toilet" You might be wondering what a "skibidi toilet" is, and honestly, I had no idea either until we encountered it. Fron what I've gathered, "skibidi toilet" is basically a new genre of youtube video about evil singing toilets. Basically think zombies but instead they're toilets that sing in your face. I was fine to let my son watch the videos at first, as they seemed innocent enough and fairly harmless, but they soon devolved into strange post apocalyptic material with grotesque toilets fighting in a war against mankind, so I finally intervened and cut him off. I thought that was the end of it, he can't watch the videos anymore so theres nothing to be afraid of. Well, I was wrong. This has since turned into a complete nightmare for us at home. We recently started potty training and he refuses to use the toilet now due to skibidi toilet. Whenever we try to put him on it he screams and refuses to go anywhere near it. We've tried explaining that skibidi toilet isnt real and our toilet is completely safe, but it seems like it's too overwhelming for him. We even let him decorate it with stickers, hoping it would make him less afraid, but no luck so far. It utterly breaks my heart to see him so anxious about such a simple thing that every child goes through. I'm not sure how to proceed from here. Should we give him more time and hope that he warms to the toilet, or is it better to try a completely different approach? I know every child is different, but has anyone else experienced something similar? How did you deal with skibidi toilet in your household, if you encountered it?

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