IMPOSSIBLE OFFICE CHALLENGES: * Eat the packed lunch you brought even though someone suggested going out * Make zero mention of the weather * Don’t put 12 exclamation marks in every email * Stop saying “no worries if not” * No 3pm sweet treat
Monzo Bank
Banking
London, England 481,954 followers
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About us
corporate content never felt like Monzo.
- Website
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http://monzo.com
External link for Monzo Bank
- Industry
- Banking
- Company size
- 1,001-5,000 employees
- Headquarters
- London, England
- Type
- Privately Held
- Founded
- 2015
- Specialties
- Digital Retail Bank, Fintech, digital banking, and smartphone
Locations
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Primary
Broadwalk House
Appold Street
London, England EC2A 2AG, GB
Employees at Monzo Bank
Updates
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THINGS AT WORK THAT FEEL MORE EMBARRASSING THAN THEY SHOULD: - waiting for the kettle to boil (what do you do with your hands?) - washing a teaspoon (how do you avoid the water ricocheting into your face?) - washing your Tupperware (are people watching?) - when your stomach grumbles (why is it always when the office is silent?) - when everyone comments on your new haircut (how do you take a compliment without blushing?)
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WE’VE HIT 10 MILLION CUSTOMERS 🚀 One in five UK adults is now a Monzo customer! We're so proud of this milestone and we couldn't have done it without you. To everyone who’s supported us along the way, told your friends and family to get Monzo or raved about us to your hairdresser or your Hinge date, THANK YOU 🧡
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COMPLETELY VALID REASONS TO BE ANNOYED AT WORK - My laptop is slow (I have 74 tabs open) - No-one asked me how my evening was (I told them anyway) - There are no free meeting rooms (I didn't bother trying to book one until last minute) - My colleagues despise me (they didn't compliment my outfit) - Nobody is DMing me for a chitchat (my status says 'FOCUS TIME')
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FRIDAY OFFICE PERSONALITIES: * the one who starts absolutely every meeting by saying ‘Happy Friday!’ * the one who can’t stop telling everyone about their weekend plans in excruciating detail * the one determined to finish their to-do list from Monday * the one who went out for lunch and never came back
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SICK OF SMALL TALK? TRY THIS INSTEAD: ”What you up to this weekend?” - “What’s your most treasured childhood memory?” ”What are you having for dinner tonight?” - “What’s your favourite thing about yourself?” ”Nice haircut!” - “Is humanity inherently good or evil?” ”Lovely weather we’re having” - “Has a natural phenomenon ever brought you to tears?”
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THINGS THAT FEEL MORE EMBARRASSING THAN THEY SHOULD BE: - waiting for the lift to arrive - getting out on the wrong floor and everyone watching you get back in - realising you forgot to press the button for your floor and you’ve just been waiting in a stationary lift by yourself - the strained silence in the few seconds between the lift arriving on your floor and the doors opening - getting stuck in the lift