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(Canada.com)   "Who's The Boss" star posts naked pictures of self on web. Sadly, it's not Alyssa Milano   (canada.com) divider line
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adragontattoo  
2007-01-04 11:57:54 AM  
Embrace of the Vampire will give you most if not all of your nekkid Alyssa Milano needs.
 
BritneysSpeculum  
2007-01-04 11:59:42 AM  
Hopefully, it is not Katherine Helmond either.
 
vintagegeek  
2007-01-04 12:10:01 PM  
Who could have possibly guess that Jonathan would turn out gay?

/well, aside from everybody
//personally, I blame Mona
 
Wise_Guy  
2007-01-04 12:15:12 PM  
vintagegeek: Who could have possibly guess that Jonathan would turn out gay?

I couldn't have been less surprised by his coming out of the closet if I was farking him in the ass while he made the announcement.
 
Lord of Allusions  
2007-01-04 12:17:07 PM  
Wise_Guy: I couldn't have been less surprised by his coming out of the closet if I was farking him in the ass while he made the announcement.

Thanks, Dennis Miller talking about Jim J. Bullock.
 
Wise_Guy  
2007-01-04 12:25:05 PM  
Lord of Allusions: Thanks, Dennis Miller talking about Jim J. Bullock.

I'd have attributed it if I could have remembered who said it.

Thanks.
 
BooBoo23  
2007-01-04 12:44:02 PM  
Looks like somebody's out to get Tony Danza'd.
 
stebain  
2007-01-04 12:55:05 PM  
Jim J. Bullock.

There's no I in Jm. (Spelling and I've never buttfarked him either)
 
LyleDAL  
2007-01-04 1:11:05 PM  
The guy's really not famous anymore. Why does anyone care?

Leave him alone, sez me.
 
LineNoise [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
2007-01-04 2:50:35 PM  
[image from nndb.com too old to be available]
 
Spectrum [TotalFark]  
2007-01-04 3:21:29 PM  
BritneysSpeculum: Hopefully, it is not Katherine Helmond either.

Ha! I'm watching Brazil (in Hi-Def!) right now.
 
Headso  
2007-01-04 3:30:14 PM  
you got a kid growing up on a sitcom where the man does the house work and the woman goes out and earns and pays his wages , WTF did you think was going to happen to poor Jonathan!
 
Tat'dGreaser  
2007-01-04 3:39:19 PM  
Please say it's Mona, please say it's Mona....

*clicks link*

ah, son of a!
 
Figaro  
2007-01-04 3:42:04 PM  
7" and circumcised

TMI biatch, TMI.
 
TheAnvil  
2007-01-04 3:49:37 PM  
adragontattoo: Embrace of the Vampire will give you most if not all of your nekkid Alyssa Milano needs.

You'd think so, wouldn't you? Nope.
 
brap [TotalFark]  
2007-01-04 3:53:10 PM  
[image from myimagebuddy.com too old to be available]

Seven inches, wow that's great Johnny. And circumcised?

(long pause)

That reminds me, I need to pick up dip for the party.
 
DjangoStonereaver  
2007-01-04 3:54:27 PM  
Actually, back in the day, Katherine Helmond was quite the hottie.....
 
Evil Batman  
2007-01-04 3:55:15 PM  
How could you grow up watching Alyssa Milano grow up, and still be teh ghey? I just don't get it....

/she is hot!!
//Embrace of the vampire is the best. vampire. movie. evar!!
 
wombatsrus  
2007-01-04 3:56:39 PM  
Posting for the "Do Not Want" dog arriving in 3...2...1...
 
Donald_McRonald  
2007-01-04 3:57:46 PM  
Figaro: 7" and circumcised

Great band name.
 
Editor in DC  
2007-01-04 3:58:11 PM  
How could you grow up watching Alyssa Milano grow up, and still be teh ghey? I just don't get it....

Biology, moran.
 
shinjitsuism  
2007-01-04 3:58:36 PM  
Let's "Un-Gay" this thread...

[image from uploadfile.info too old to be available]
 
LyleDAL  
2007-01-04 4:04:16 PM  
shinjitsuism: Let's "Un-Gay" this thread...

[image from gmsma.org too old to be available]
The boys just wanted to say, "Good luck with that!"
 
gbv23  
2007-01-04 4:40:38 PM  
I'd hit it

/1st choice is still alyssa though
 
SharkInfested  
2007-01-04 5:31:52 PM  
great, now there's gay ALL over the place. You gonna clean this up, LyleDAL?
 
IntotheAbyss  
2007-01-04 5:35:15 PM  
Be sure to eat your veggies!
[image from i62.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
jst3p  
2007-01-04 5:35:46 PM  
7" and circumcised

Just curious:

Ladies and gay men? Is that the right size to start using it as a selling feature?
 
U8D1EyedSnake  
2007-01-04 5:45:46 PM  
EWWWW.
 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac [BareFark]  
2007-01-04 5:59:04 PM  
I was hoping for Judith Light...
Oh well, there's still the informercials.
 
LyleDAL  
2007-01-04 6:07:03 PM  
jst3p: Ladies and gay men? Is that the right size to start using it as a selling feature?

Since average is supposed to be somewhere between 5 and 6 I'd say 7 is good. Generally, it sounds largish without sounding scary. It also sounds less like a lie. Seriously, the number of 8,9, and even 10 inchers advertised on your standard gay hook up site is amazing. Either there are an awful lot of super endowed guys out there or (more likely) an awful lot of guys with over active imaginations.
 
LyleDAL  
2007-01-04 6:08:19 PM  
SharkInfested: great, now there's gay ALL over the place. You gonna clean this up, LyleDAL?

It does tend to stick to stuff. Doesn't it?

I'd be happy to clean up but I forgot my rubber gloves. You don't want to get the ghey on your hands. It stains.
 
mongbiohazard [BareFark]  
2007-01-04 6:35:58 PM  
Editor in DC
How could you grow up watching Alyssa Milano grow up, and still be teh ghey? I just don't get it....

Biology, moran.


No one actually knows that for sure yet, and let's hope not. If it *is* biological in nature then it's something that can be screened for, treated chemically, and bred out of the population. Also then someone could easily argue that gayness would actually be best classified as a genetic defect.

If it's a *choice* then you have to be able to justify why someone shouldn't be allowed to choose to fark someone else.... which is much much harder to justify. It seems to me that in the end there really aren't any compelling reasons to keep two consenting adults from farking who they want that aren't ultimately justified pretty much entirely in religious belief.

So I'm rootin' for the "it's a choice" reason people are gay. That's the one that will end up being best in the long run.
 
12bnbda  
2007-01-04 6:41:47 PM  
jst3p
Just curious:
Ladies and gay men? Is that the right size to start using it as a selling feature?

Depends on when it is 7" - at ease or at attention?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]  
2007-01-04 7:07:55 PM  
Sure, Embrace of the Vampire is a classic. Well, at least a few minutes of it is. But for PG rated Milano fapping fodder, you can't beat Charmed. They have her dressed as a mermaid, a demon, a cowgirl and a general slut. And there's the added bonus of Rose McGowan, that coont from Mallrats and that girl I never heard of.
 
Bon_Scott  
2007-01-04 8:34:36 PM  
From the same celebrity news link:

Actor Robert Hays, best known for his starring role in the Airplane! movies, escaped paralysis after a surfing accident in Hawaii over the holidays. Luckily, the 59-year-old actor knew enough to keep his neck rigid after the fall, which doctors told him might have prevented a severed spine.

Surely, you can't be serious! He's a hero!
 
Rachelingua  
2007-01-04 9:35:31 PM  
I agree. And don't call me Shirley.
 
phillydrifter  
2007-01-04 11:04:05 PM  
Limewire 'alyssa milano', you'll thank me.

Johnathan:
"Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS."
-- White House Drug Czar Carlton Turner, 1986

/the more you know
 
lelio  
2007-01-04 11:10:38 PM  
Soap star Drake Hogestyn has filed a restraining order against a man who attacked him in his own home. The actor, who plays John Black on Days of Our Lives, alleges in court documents that Carl Raymond Cheney "physically tried to exorcise the devil from me."

Did John Black stop him with a stare, then a squint, then an eyebrow raise, then look at a glass of alcohol, take a drink, do a little shudder, then return to the squint stare?

/ I can't get enough of his over the top acting
// "Kate, did you say you burnt my mac and cheese?" *stare, squint, eyebrow raise*
 
Editor in DC  
2007-01-05 9:46:31 AM  
So I'm rootin' for the "it's a choice" reason people are gay.

Being gay myself (and I strongly suspect you are not), I can tell you that it is NOT a choice. Take my word for it, mmmkay?
 
barryq  
2007-01-05 9:01:20 PM  
http://trent.blogspot.com/2007/01/hes-boss.html

article with a picture and if you follow a sub link in the the article a NSFW picture.
 
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