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Contest #904
“The petting zoo said he was a keeper.”
Ralph Sullivan, South Bend, Ind.
“You know we got 'em when they're down to their mascot.”
John W. Shields, North Kingstown, R.I.
“These overtime rules are getting stranger every year.”
Jay Shannon, Anaheim, Calif.