Humor & Cartoons

Before getting up, I like to lie under the covers for thirty minutes meditating, which is really just a fancy word for “falling back asleep.”

It’s good to know pi to at least twenty decimal places, in case a math sergeant ever asks you to drop and give them twenty digits of pi.

What with all the flowers, you’ve now got a bee problem. How do you handle this?

Congratulations on your Pulitzer! Unfortunately, the automated D.M.V. queue doesn’t care for nuanced storytelling.

Things are getting mighty serious. It’s time for a paradigm shift—and a great leap.

Leaping over a bonfire, frolicking around a Maypole, and other things that would be less gross than what is really happening underground in N.Y.C. this summer.

I’m truly inspired by the surreal dysfunction of your Congress—but isn’t it a little over the top?

For example, Jedediah Humble founded the Humblebrag Institute, transforming our conversational landscape.

A comic précis of the illustrious life of the longtime New Yorker cartoonist.

Give now to get your name on the wing of a fighter jet!

The Alitos toast to Independence Day.

It’s the same as the real world, but more steampunk—so, worse.