If it sounds like the composer is trying to blast you with the orchestra until you're as deaf as he is, it's Beethoven.

If it sounds like the composer might be a vampire, it's Bach.

If it sounds like the composer is trying to set the violins on fire, it's Vivaldi.

If it sounds like the composer is trying to shoot you, it's Tchaikovsky.

If it sounds like the composer is mansplaining to you, it's Wagner.

If it sounds like the composer is making fun of you, it's Mozart.

If it sounds like the composer is being a father figure to the music itself, it's Haydn

If it sounds like the composer is playing Star Wars 60 years early, it's Holst

If it sounds like the composer is trying to incite a riot, it's Stravinsky

If it sounds like the composer is incoherently screaming into a pillow about the futility of human effort, it's me, and that is exactly what it is. It is not a composition. I am tired.

But yes. Tchaikovsky is very true. And one time my cousin woke me up from a nap by blaring Beethoven's 5th symphony at top volume. I have despised it ever since.

“You framed our dog”

Our dog??? 👀 👀

what the "OUR car!" aziraphale shit is this

yuri

sure I'll reblog that

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

My gender is not a gender but I am a person 

Yeah pretty much actually

( @au-not-alternate )

My gender is a bit different from the rest but it's still pretty cool

...I mean yeah

@cupofcappuccy @caseyjones2012 @john-smiths-jawline

ooooh~

my gender is a woman who has been a man since birth but has never had any issues in the last two months

well. that’s one way to say you’re bigender.

@urplepurplegurgleturgle @ceruleanterrapin @fearlesssometimez @splatting-stampede

“my gender is a boy so I’m a boy so you know”

Facts

My gender is in the forest

Yeah

My gender is a bit of a good one to be honest with you.

That's... Very me.

Left option was "man" right option was "female" with "a" in the middle.

Right side: My gender is female 🐑

Left side: My gender is man and woman

Huh.

@thee0ne-with-rabies @maryland-officially @mun-urufu @violet-hady @casualexistence

My gender is not a gender.

Well, that settles it, I’m a being beyond human comprehension.

@four-leafed-queer-gal @green-001 @thecrazyalchemist

What are your genders?

My gender is it

Interesting

My gender is very good at the moment

haha good one

tagging the rp crew @i-eat-so-much-grass @touslin @dracosleftarsecheek @onceinalifetimexperiencebuttwice

My gender identity and my sexuality are not mutually exclusive

ppftt okay. ??

@bees-oficial @reggie-the-dyke

I really like these predictive text tags games actually

My gender is not exactly what the Bible teaches but it does sound really cool 😎

hUH???? So. My gender is antichrist with sunglasses that's pretty cool.

@augusthasfallen @mcgeese @cp-snitch @k-is-for-potassium

My gender is a good idea to get

Honestly not really 😭 I'm probably gonna be put on a list somewhere for my gender so like maybe don't if possible lmao?

@nanochittle @wanderinginkdemon @unofficial-ihop

My gender is not real

LMAO THAT IS SO TRUE

@theetherealraphael @walmart-the-official @aristarxs

my gender is a woman who has been a man since birth but has never had any problems

Mostly incorrect but whatever lmao @confusedhomicidalrage @oscar-wilde-official-account @brokenaroacecode @bingle-official

My gender is a bit of a question for a Monarchy

@alisdairvalentine @brains4ne What's your gender lmao

My gender is a bit of a good idea.

I..I mean...yes? Whatever the fuck that means???

@the-starry-seas @withyourrhythm @anxiousotters @friendlyneighbourhoodelf

my gender is a bit better than the other one.

um. sure. i appreciate the vagueness.

@vesivoro @redandblackpoetry @yumixea allow me to bother u lot with this

Never a bother san!

my gender is a woman who has been a man since birth but has never had any issues in the last few months

I mean. Yesnt???

@roshie-writes @adilla97 @asherasgayagenda @akeedia

my gender is not a gender but i am a lesbian

Damn, didn't expect to find out in this way

@retro-memo, @pastellepastary, and what if i just tag ashe again and see if she gets two different results 🤣

My gender is not a problem and it is a bit of a disaster

I -

@winter-turtle @potatoqueensays @howmanyholesinswisscheese and anyone else who wants to join!

My gender is a girl

OKAY FUCK YOU APPLE AUTOCOMPLETE

@obsessed-sketches @weirdly-specific-but-ok @1800ineedshelp @an-ace-on-the-case @arkytiorlecter

AHAHAHA YOU??? GIRL??? THIS IS WHY I DON'T USE APPLE

My gender is no escape from me but it was the only thing I have a question about.

...what?

NPT: @random-doctor-on-the-internet @robinprinceofchaos @styx142 @falling-raine and open tag

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

Happy Pride!

Love how she gets more iconic each update oh ma gawd

Hard work and effort is such a lie man.

Fourth day of art school. I finished my work ahead of everyone's because I put like 20% of the effort they did and the teacher loved that (they made everyone else redo very original beautiful designs because they looked plagiarised. Mine was so bare minimum it was clear it was mine. Literally just the cupboards in front of me with a random girl. The one original thing i did from my imagination they insisted was plagiarised. It was literally my horrors. Ive learned my lesson about originality.)

I am now lurking on tumblr waiting for the class to catch up. Meanwhile I have spread the fuck it we ball agenda to another classmate. She made a complex drawing and now had to remake it coz we're doing prints and have to draw the composition twice. She was like oh no. I gotta redo this and it doesn't even work when cut.

I was like nah nah nah cmere and whipped out an old photo I had, simplified it so all she'd have to cut out were squiggles and straight lines, and was like voila.

Put 0 effort. That's the key. Fuck it we ball. I spent all last night reading a gay romance novel. I did the homework while she was calling out people one by one to check their homework and it worked better because it looked very rough and bleh and we are supposed to do rough sketches not copied from anywhere.

Idk why I'm typing this I'm 80% asleep after staying up reading the gay but it's great life advice yall be lazy do the bare minimum etc

Bestie I'll give you the context 😂😭 /nm

First uh yall don't take the post very seriously I literally wrote it while almost asleep and I was joking for most of it

But anyway yay context uh I have OCD and MDD and I dropped out of my last design college where I put four times the effort of the other students but was bullied and the management supported the bullies because uh it was literally everyone else in class who was isolating me. Also I was a science student and was an extreme perfectionist and known for being one of the best students the teachers had seen. I gave up science because the amount of effort I put in destroyed both my health and my love for the subject.

It may have been a light hearted post but for real, putting in the bare minimum of effort is sometimes the best course of action if you're struggling with your mental health, as a lot people are, and it's more sustainable than burning out like two weeks in. At least you created something. Especially if you're a perfectionist.

And sometimes hard work isn't everything. It's not a fair world. It's a sucky place where sometimes staying in the teacher's good books is better than being the best and having to drop out with insane trauma. Sometimes impressing people is what gets you success, depending on what kind of success you want.

Of course, if you can, work hard. But if you can't, if you don't think you can sustain it, please take care of yourself first.

I'm not here to make good art quite yet. I'm here to survive. And that's okay.

I'll write a more coherent post when I'm not about to drop dead after rangling printing presses with extreme fatigue but ily all <3

@bluntnessismynature I got where you're coming from and you're right. But this is where I'm coming from :)

🫶 we love you asmi !! very proud of you for going to college - Ur nephew :]

I love you tooooo bobbin best nephew in the whole world <3

Okay wow that was SUCH a good insight. I think I needed it. Good luck with your studies, Asmi, and all the best with keeping your workload and output of effort manageable. You're being brave asf right now, and I am very proud of you :3

NGK THANK YOU I love you Christopher

@random-doctor-on-the-internet here's the longer version of the post if it helps with your existential crisis

Hard work and effort is such a lie man.

Fourth day of art school. I finished my work ahead of everyone's because I put like 20% of the effort they did and the teacher loved that (they made everyone else redo very original beautiful designs because they looked plagiarised. Mine was so bare minimum it was clear it was mine. Literally just the cupboards in front of me with a random girl. The one original thing i did from my imagination they insisted was plagiarised. It was literally my horrors. Ive learned my lesson about originality.)

I am now lurking on tumblr waiting for the class to catch up. Meanwhile I have spread the fuck it we ball agenda to another classmate. She made a complex drawing and now had to remake it coz we're doing prints and have to draw the composition twice. She was like oh no. I gotta redo this and it doesn't even work when cut.

I was like nah nah nah cmere and whipped out an old photo I had, simplified it so all she'd have to cut out were squiggles and straight lines, and was like voila.

Put 0 effort. That's the key. Fuck it we ball. I spent all last night reading a gay romance novel. I did the homework while she was calling out people one by one to check their homework and it worked better because it looked very rough and bleh and we are supposed to do rough sketches not copied from anywhere.

Idk why I'm typing this I'm 80% asleep after staying up reading the gay but it's great life advice yall be lazy do the bare minimum etc

Bestie I'll give you the context 😂😭 /nm

First uh yall don't take the post very seriously I literally wrote it while almost asleep and I was joking for most of it

But anyway yay context uh I have OCD and MDD and I dropped out of my last design college where I put four times the effort of the other students but was bullied and the management supported the bullies because uh it was literally everyone else in class who was isolating me. Also I was a science student and was an extreme perfectionist and known for being one of the best students the teachers had seen. I gave up science because the amount of effort I put in destroyed both my health and my love for the subject.

It may have been a light hearted post but for real, putting in the bare minimum of effort is sometimes the best course of action if you're struggling with your mental health, as a lot people are, and it's more sustainable than burning out like two weeks in. At least you created something. Especially if you're a perfectionist.

And sometimes hard work isn't everything. It's not a fair world. It's a sucky place where sometimes staying in the teacher's good books is better than being the best and having to drop out with insane trauma. Sometimes impressing people is what gets you success, depending on what kind of success you want.

Of course, if you can, work hard. But if you can't, if you don't think you can sustain it, please take care of yourself first.

I'm not here to make good art quite yet. I'm here to survive. And that's okay.

I'll write a more coherent post when I'm not about to drop dead after rangling printing presses with extreme fatigue but ily all <3

@bluntnessismynature I got where you're coming from and you're right. But this is where I'm coming from :)

🫶 we love you asmi !! very proud of you for going to college - Ur nephew :]

I love you tooooo bobbin best nephew in the whole world <3

I’m so glad you found a community here and that you’re finding fellow fuck-it-we-ballers at your new university. Do whatever you need to do to protect your spark.

Thank you indigo <3 let's just hope the spark doesn't result in arson

Hard work and effort is such a lie man.

Fourth day of art school. I finished my work ahead of everyone's because I put like 20% of the effort they did and the teacher loved that (they made everyone else redo very original beautiful designs because they looked plagiarised. Mine was so bare minimum it was clear it was mine. Literally just the cupboards in front of me with a random girl. The one original thing i did from my imagination they insisted was plagiarised. It was literally my horrors. Ive learned my lesson about originality.)

I am now lurking on tumblr waiting for the class to catch up. Meanwhile I have spread the fuck it we ball agenda to another classmate. She made a complex drawing and now had to remake it coz we're doing prints and have to draw the composition twice. She was like oh no. I gotta redo this and it doesn't even work when cut.

I was like nah nah nah cmere and whipped out an old photo I had, simplified it so all she'd have to cut out were squiggles and straight lines, and was like voila.

Put 0 effort. That's the key. Fuck it we ball. I spent all last night reading a gay romance novel. I did the homework while she was calling out people one by one to check their homework and it worked better because it looked very rough and bleh and we are supposed to do rough sketches not copied from anywhere.

Idk why I'm typing this I'm 80% asleep after staying up reading the gay but it's great life advice yall be lazy do the bare minimum etc

The want to hug you and the wish to smack your head with a pan raiponce-style are having a one on one fencing match, and I don't know which one will win.

It's amazing. I hate it. I'm so glad you're doing well there. I want to travel back in time to make sure I never see that post. I'm thrilled you have more time for yourself and your mental health. I'm glad it's going better than in your last college. And yet...this goes against everything I've been fighting for in my life and I don't know if I should start an existential crisis or go back in DepressoLand. Probably both. Wahoo!

OH GOD ANGE take care of yourself oh my god and take everything I say with a sack of salt

You know what? Fuck it. Here's one of those self-care posts(if the maggots see this I am screwed).

5 notes and eat my full lunch unless I'm genuinely not hungry every day for camp

10 notes and I'll keep a water glass/bottle in reach while I'm in bed

50 notes and I'll start to wear my headphones on the bus when it's too loud(I don't know why I don't already, it just feels like so much effort)

150 notes and I'll communicate my needs/feelings clearly in the two situations I really need to (booooo)(haven't done it yet but I will)

500 notes, and I'll start taking actual binder breaks/trying to be better at wearing a binder

1000 notes and I'll look for a therapist

1500 notes and I'll write and show to my parents my reasoning for needing testosterone

Uhhhhhh go wild I guess.

GET A THERAPIST BITCH!!!!;

YESSSSSSSSSSS WAHOO

You know what? Fuck it. Here's one of those self-care posts(if the maggots see this I am screwed).

5 notes and eat my full lunch unless I'm genuinely not hungry every day for camp

10 notes and I'll keep a water glass/bottle in reach while I'm in bed

50 notes and I'll start to wear my headphones on the bus when it's too loud(I don't know why I don't already, it just feels like so much effort)

150 notes and I'll communicate my needs/feelings clearly in the two situations I really need to (booooo)

500 notes, and I'll start taking actual binder breaks/trying to be better at wearing a binder

1000 notes and I'll look for a therapist

1500 notes and I'll write and show to my parents my reasoning for needing testosterone

Uhhhhhh go wild I guess.

This just became my personal task for the day let's fucking go

It kicked me out of replies this is homophobia

So have a Nick Wilde gif for the soul

You know what? Fuck it. Here's one of those self-care posts(if the maggots see this I am screwed).

5 notes and eat my full lunch unless I'm genuinely not hungry every day for camp

10 notes and I'll keep a water glass/bottle in reach while I'm in bed

50 notes and I'll start to wear my headphones on the bus when it's too loud(I don't know why I don't already, it just feels like so much effort)

150 notes and I'll communicate my needs/feelings clearly in the two situations I really need to (booooo)

500 notes, and I'll start taking actual binder breaks/trying to be better at wearing a binder

1000 notes and I'll look for a therapist

1500 notes and I'll write and show to my parents my reasoning for needing testosterone

Uhhhhhh go wild I guess.

This just became my personal task for the day let's fucking go

yusuf dikeç and his cat selfies

Zaddy

Asmi what the hell

I am in college and 80% asleep I am not responsible for any of my actions that is a zaddy

I repeat, what the hell Asmi

Listen the first time I saw this man was my mum barging into the room with her phone in hand showing me that shooting photo and demanding ISN'T HE SO CUTE so

I'm gonna blame this one on generational thirst actually

Adding 'generational thirst' to the list of ways you have managed to curse the Internet.

I'm just a chill guy uwu

Hard work and effort is such a lie man.

Fourth day of art school. I finished my work ahead of everyone's because I put like 20% of the effort they did and the teacher loved that (they made everyone else redo very original beautiful designs because they looked plagiarised. Mine was so bare minimum it was clear it was mine. Literally just the cupboards in front of me with a random girl. The one original thing i did from my imagination they insisted was plagiarised. It was literally my horrors. Ive learned my lesson about originality.)

I am now lurking on tumblr waiting for the class to catch up. Meanwhile I have spread the fuck it we ball agenda to another classmate. She made a complex drawing and now had to remake it coz we're doing prints and have to draw the composition twice. She was like oh no. I gotta redo this and it doesn't even work when cut.

I was like nah nah nah cmere and whipped out an old photo I had, simplified it so all she'd have to cut out were squiggles and straight lines, and was like voila.

Put 0 effort. That's the key. Fuck it we ball. I spent all last night reading a gay romance novel. I did the homework while she was calling out people one by one to check their homework and it worked better because it looked very rough and bleh and we are supposed to do rough sketches not copied from anywhere.

Idk why I'm typing this I'm 80% asleep after staying up reading the gay but it's great life advice yall be lazy do the bare minimum etc

Bestie I'll give you the context 😂😭 /nm

First uh yall don't take the post very seriously I literally wrote it while almost asleep and I was joking for most of it

But anyway yay context uh I have OCD and MDD and I dropped out of my last design college where I put four times the effort of the other students but was bullied and the management supported the bullies because uh it was literally everyone else in class who was isolating me. Also I was a science student and was an extreme perfectionist and known for being one of the best students the teachers had seen. I gave up science because the amount of effort I put in destroyed both my health and my love for the subject.

It may have been a light hearted post but for real, putting in the bare minimum of effort is sometimes the best course of action if you're struggling with your mental health, as a lot people are, and it's more sustainable than burning out like two weeks in. At least you created something. Especially if you're a perfectionist.

And sometimes hard work isn't everything. It's not a fair world. It's a sucky place where sometimes staying in the teacher's good books is better than being the best and having to drop out with insane trauma. Sometimes impressing people is what gets you success, depending on what kind of success you want.

Of course, if you can, work hard. But if you can't, if you don't think you can sustain it, please take care of yourself first.

I'm not here to make good art quite yet. I'm here to survive. And that's okay.

I'll write a more coherent post when I'm not about to drop dead after rangling printing presses with extreme fatigue but ily all <3

@bluntnessismynature I got where you're coming from and you're right. But this is where I'm coming from :)

🫶 we love you asmi !! very proud of you for going to college - Ur nephew :]

I love you tooooo bobbin best nephew in the whole world <3

Please don’t smash your finger like my friend did while moving a press.

Yeah apparently on the press I used, last year some mfer got half his finger sliced on the cog wheels so

But we survived bitches the world ain't getting rid of my shitpost making fingers that easily