132 definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1

What any female who use a dating app describe themselves as because they think they’re fun to hang around. So much fun that they’ve been single their whole life.

When a fat native chick fucks a gay guy with a strap on while either high on meth or fentanyl, drunk from drinking hand sanitizer or mouthwash, on welfare, and/or after getting jumped

Slang term that women use in life as their nicknames, e-mails, social media posts, mottos, and usernames to notify everyone that they have a mindset of someone less than 10 years their age. Common life habits include yelling, poor roleplaying, swearing, maintaining virginity, getting mad over someone else sitting in a specific chair, and playing pretend despite the fact that they are a grown adult. They utilize online platforms to act as though someone younger than them is their parent so they feel like they have people in life that actually give a shit about them.

Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:

1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.

OR

2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.

My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.

Translation: disregard everything I said so far and here’s how I actually feel

A word people say that means “forget everything that I just said, I’m now going to tell you what I really think.”