Cocky self-help guru Gillen (Van Dien) is suckered into aiding Satan’s nefarious rise to power (d’oh!) — via world government, currency, and religion — as prophesied by ancient codes buried within the Torah. Never mind the laughable acting and made-for-UPN production values, even if you’re well versed in the end-of-days cosmology behind this piece of evangelical propaganda, the plot still makes no sense. D-
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