The official Teen Choice surfboards have all been handed out, but after absorbing Sunday’s two-hour awards ceremony on Fox, I felt there were simply not enough awards! This year’s bonus prizes are…
CHOICE BLEEP
A wetsuited Rebel Wilson thought it was funny there’s a group called One Direction, because “That’s also the name I gave to my asshole.” Lovely!
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CHOICE BEST AND WORST MULLET
Demi Lovato
Aggghh, don’t touch it!
CHOICE OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILD
Abigail Breslin
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CHOICE AUDIENCE REACTION TO LEA MICHELE’S MOVING TRIBUTE TO CORY MONTEITH
Sister, Sister
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CHOICE IAN SOMERHALDER IMPRESSION
Darren Criss
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CHOICE BRAZEN SUMMER TANK TOP (#YOLO)
Nick Jonas on drums for Demi Lovato
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CHOICE LIFE LESSON FROM ‘THE OLD GUY’
“Opportunity looks a lot like hard work.” –Ashton Kutcher
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CHOICE SUMMER-THEMED GRAPHIC DURING A PERFORMANCE:
One Direction’s chicken legs
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CHOICE EXAGGERATION:
“You’re powerful,” Kerry Washington told the audience after she and Ian announced that a whopping 152 million Teen Choice votes had been counted.
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CHOICE OBVIOUS NON-SURFER:
The Big Bang Theory‘s Jim Parsons
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CHOICE iGNORERS OF THE ADAM DEVINE PHOTO BOMB:
Nina Dobrev and Simon Helberg
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CHOICE ABOUT TO FALL (INTO A HOT TOPIC):
Miley Cyrus
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ALSO THERE:
Her dad
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CHOICE UNLIKELY SCENARIO:
Teens choosing anything related to NCIS
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CHOICE INSPIRATION TO BUY MORE BALLOONS FOR MY APARTMENT:
Paramore
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CHOICE MOST QUESTIONABLE HASHTAG:
#StillIntoTeenChoice
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CHOICE SPORT:
Peanut-up-the-nose expert Sandra Bullock, just for showing up.
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CHOICE GIF:
Harry Styles twerking, because in reality this lasted half a second and he was not that into it.
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Any to add? Are you impressed/saddened that I know what twerking is? Discuss!