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Aug. 25, 2022, 7:35 PM UTC / Updated June 25, 2024, 8:13 PM UTC

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh ready for some laughs?

We sure hope so, because we've collected our favorite knock-knock jokes, and all of them are guaranteed to inspire a chuckle or two.

Whether you're a fan of dad jokes or prefer funny puns, we've got a hefty supply of both to use however you see fit.

Break out one of these classics at the next family gathering or use these silly gags as an ice-breaker at the next staff meeting. Either way, they're clean, they're easy to remember and best of all, these jokes are absolutely going to make everyone crack up.

For instance: Knock, knock! Who's there? Genoa. Genoa who? Genoa good doctor?

Or how about this fan favorite: Knock, knock! Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting … MOOOOOO!

And, of course, the ever-popular: Knock, knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

We've got all the funny jokes in the list below to ensure your stash of knock-knock jokes never runs dry.

Before we get started, we think we hear Alotta knocking on the door. Alotta who, you ask? Alotta corny jokes, that's who.

Don't say we didn't warn you!

Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh who, is anybody home?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet that slide ... this time.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Bee a dear and answer the door, will you?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen will these jokes ever end?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Wafer. Wafer who? Been a wafer a while, but now I'm back.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Erin. Erin who? Erin the tires is what my bike needs.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Major. Major who? Major door open, didn't I?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris is closed, which is why you're knocking.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Cuckoo. Cuckoo who? Cuckoo-a-joob. I am the walrus.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mai. Mai who? Mai the force be with you.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ilene. Ilene who? Ilene a little when I get tired.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Al. Al who? Al let you know when I answer the door.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Genoa. Genoa who? Genoa good doctor?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Good. Howard you?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I ring the bell.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me, go find out for yourself.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Mint. Mint who? Mint to tell ya I was coming by.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Newt. Newt who? Not much. What's newt with you?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Tuba. Tuba who? Tuba toothpaste. Now brush your teeth.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey got stolen, that's why I'm knocking.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip the pool, I wanna go for a swim.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Hammond. Hammond who? Hammond cheese is my favorite sandwich.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya answer the door? All this knocking is driving me crazy!

Knock-knock jokes for all ages

Knock, knock! Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Cook who — are you calling me crazy?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turn up the music, I love this song.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llama find out who's at the door.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Pooch. Pooch who? Pooch your hat on, it's cold out.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Diane. Diane who? I'm Diane to come in, open the door.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hurley. Hurley who? Hurley bird gets the worm.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it's running. Ew.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Eddy. Eddy who? Eddy body home?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Les. Les who? Les got out to dinner!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle you give me to stop knocking?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry nice to meet you.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you lend me a dollar?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a very good day.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen answer the door, will ya?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Shelly. Shelly who? Shelly-brate good times, c'mon!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla a burger, I'm hungry.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Adam. Adam who? Adam dog bit my leg.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Dublin. Dublin who? I'm Dublin down on telling these knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ale. Ale who? Ale have what she's having.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Cod. Cod who? Cod you answer the door?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Foal. Foal who? Foal me once, shame on you. Foal me twice, shame on me.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Whale. Whale who? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Bean. Bean who? Bean there, done that.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Espresso. Espresso who? Espresso yourself, then everyone will know how you feel.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you keeps knocking on my door?!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Batter. Batter who? Batter late than never.

Best knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ice scream. Ice scream who? Ice scream when I get scared, don't you?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Brighton. Brighton who? Brighton early, that's when I wake up.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Dora Belle. Dora Belle who? Dora Belle is broken, that's why I'm knocking.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey we have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle be seeing you soon.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you stop with these corny jokes already?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas and thank you are the magic words.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Watson. Watson who? Watson on the TV tonight?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Duncan. Duncan who? Duncan Oreos in milk is my favorite snack.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Nona. Nona who? Nona your business, that's who.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know who I am by now.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana suck your blood. Blah, blah, blah.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Tish. Tish who? Yes, thanks. I just sneezed.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a song, but I forgot the words.

Funny knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Auto. Auto who? You auto know it’s me by now.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annette. Annette who? Annette is what fishermen use.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel be happy to know it’s Friday!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful, that pan is hot!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna piano if it sounds off-key.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will these jokes ever end?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle it take to stop knocking?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Herd. Herd who? Herd you the first time you knocked.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? S’more. S’more who? S’more jokes on the way.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivanna. Ivanna who? Ivanna hold your hand.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Sure, W-H-O.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer almonds.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you wrote poetry.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good restaurant around here?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Repeat. Repeat who? OK ... who, who, who!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yeah. Yeah who? Yeah-hoo, I’m excited too!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie one you want me to be.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be over already?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke for yourself, I’m busy.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Daryl. Daryl who? Daryl never be anyone like you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Feline. Feline who? Feline pretty good, thanks for asking.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gene? Gene who? Gene in a bottle.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Colin. Colin who? If you don’t know, then hang up the phone.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? May fourth. May fourth who? May the fourth be with you.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bear. Bear who? Bear with me, we aren’t done yet.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s time to go.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Earl. Earl who? Earl-y to bed, I have to go to work in the morning.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn tell any more knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Knot. Knot who? Knot another knock-knock joke, please!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Keith. Keith who? Keith calm and carry on.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alamos. Alamos who? Alamos at the end.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you wish there were more knock-knock jokes?

Knock-knock jokes for kids

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Isadore. Isadore who? Isadore open or shut?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, but you better answer.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? Gesundheit! Need a tissue?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben out here knocking forever, let me in!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne drops keep falling on my head.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cat. Cat who? Cat you see I’m knocking on the door?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? I Aida big dinner and now I’m full.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito bit me.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Goose. Goose who? Goo-see who’s at the door!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harmony. Harmony who? Harmony knock-knock jokes can one person tell?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for asking, it's me.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prise!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting … MOOOOOO!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Who. Who who? I didn’t know that you are an owl!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny who loves you.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yetta. Yetta who? Yetta another knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby just stung me, ouch!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sia. Sia who? Sia later!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran all the way home.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Love. Love who? Aw, love you too!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven’t you had enough knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me, go answer the door!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? No one. No one who? I just told you. No one.

Knock-knock jokes for adults

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity. Opportunity who? When opportunity knocks, you answer.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy’s my birthday. Woohoo!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, I’m home.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Quack. Quack who? There’s a quack in my butt.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t answer the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Warrior. Warrior who? Warrior you been? You’re late!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Marry. Mary who? Marry me, I love you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby Birthday.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lass. Lass who? Round ‘em up cowboy!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with you later.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? A-man-da fix the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita dentist, I have a toothache.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doggone. Doggone who? I don't know, but we'd better find him.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena a bit closer, I have something to tell you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dora. Dora who? Dora’s open, come on in.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beth. Beth who? Beth wishes on your birthday.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, we’re late!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita use the bathroom. Hurry up!