70 Women Ages 5-75: What's the Most Embarrassing Thing That's Happened to You?
Released on 05/07/2019
[Woman] What's the most embarrassing thing
that's ever happened to you?
I fell down in mud.
I don't think I've ever been embarrassed.
When I spilled soda on me at lunch.
One time I was bending down to pick up my pencil
in school and then when I was bending down,
my stomach was hurting, so when I bent down,
it pushed and then I farted.
Once at school I tied my shoes together
and I couldn't get them apart.
I opened a card that wasn't for me
and I had to seal it back up with an envelope.
I fell off a scooter and broke my arm.
Someone bumped into me and I got pushed in the trash.
[sighs]
I was in school and I was running and I fell
and then I had to keep acting like it didn't happen
so I just kept running.
One time I left a public restroom with toilet paper
coming out of my pants.
When I was in fifth grade, I did a talent show
in front of my whole school and I was supposed
to be singing and dancing but I got nervous and froze.
I tripped on my foot and broke my finger
by tripping on my foot. [chuckles]
In my kindergarten recital, when I got the microphone,
instead of saying my line, I decided to say,
Mommy, I gotta go pee.
A couple of weeks ago I was walking down a hill
and I tripped and I fell down in front of my entire school.
Mistaking a random person for one of my friends.
Falling at the gym in front of a group of people.
When I was 10, the coach of our swim clinic
was talking to us and I just fell into the pool.
When I was on vacation with my ex-boyfriend's family
and my wig was coming off and no one told me. [chuckles]
Tripping on the train platform.
One time I was running to try to catch one
of those revolving doors, got my feet stuck in it
and just fell all the way down backwards.
When I was in first grade I peed in a chair
and then I took the chair like this and started walking
around with it so that you couldn't see that I peed in it.
Queefing in a yoga class.
[chuckles]
When I was 18, my best friend and I made a plan
to go to Spencer's gifts at the mall and buy vibrators
and while I was reaching for one,
a giant black vibrator fell on my face.
I walked the wrong way during my high school graduation.
So one time in middle school I was really bored
in my science class and the outlets were on the table
and for some reason I took a paperclip
and I stuck it in there and sparks are flying
and the lights went out. [chuckles]
And everyone was screaming and freaking out.
That was pretty embarrassing.
So one time I had to pee in a cup at a doctor's office
and when I went to give it to the nurse,
I spilled it everywhere.
I was in a meeting and my foot fell asleep
and I tripped in front of everyone
and kinda caught myself on a table.
Oh I fell at the gym. [chuckles]
I was in a production of Oklahoma
and I accidentally went on stage in my flip flops.
My mom arranged my prom date
because she didn't think I could get one.
Falling up the stairs coming out of the subway.
When I was a senior in high school,
my biology teacher asked the class,
Does anyone know what the ring
around an earth worm is called?
And I raised my hand immediately with total confidence
and he called on me and I said, Scrotum.
So it's actually called a clitellum
and I won't ever forget that.
I had a teacher once confiscate a love poem
I had written for a boy in my class
and read it out to the whole class
and then ask who had written it.
Nobody volunteered so he collected all of the copy books
of the girls in the class
and then did what could only be described
as the most awful forensic analysis of the handwriting
and then was like, Did you write this love poem, Samantha?
I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed in my life.
Yeah, it's terrible.
When I was in elementary school,
I walked out of the restroom with my dress tucked
in my stockings and I don't know how long I was walking
around like that until one
of my male classmates told me so.
I used to practice Capoeira,
and I was wearing a wig and I turned a flip
and the wig came off in class.
My threshold is pretty high,
I don't get embarrassed very easily.
I recently walked into a glass partition
and left a full face impression from my forehead
to my chin of my foundation and my brows
and my lipstick on the glass.
My boyfriend and I were watching a basketball game
and I felt a little frisky so I went to go bite him
on his schlong but his clothes are on
so my tooth cracked off on his zipper
and flew across the room.
I was wearing leggings when I went to the supermarket
and I felt them going down and I was commando.
I was working on a movie set
and one of the actors I thought came from a crossover movie,
turned out I was just trespassing in his house.
Congratulating someone on their pregnancy
when they weren't pregnant.
I walked down the street with toilet paper on my heel.
[chuckles] For a very long time.
[chuckles]
And it was coming from my back. [laughing]
Coming from a public bathroom,
I came out with tissue paper on my foot.
I fell in front of the entire class.
There were two cars, navy blue.
One contained my boyfriend, one a random stranger.
I came out and got into the wrong car.
I accidentally leave my purse somewhere
and it getting stolen.
I forgot to lock the bathroom on the plane.
I was on a road trip with a friend.
It was 2 a.m. and I had to go
to the bathroom very badly immediately
so I pulled over and as I was pooping on somebody's lawn,
the paperboy threw the paper up so he thumped and I thumped.
I went to the gas station and when I went to the bathroom,
I accidentally stole toilet paper
and unbeknownst to me, it was under my arm
and when I checked out, the cashier was looking at me
like I was totally a moron.
On my first date with a boy
that I was head over heels with, I fell down the steps.
When I was a medical student, I was scrubbed in
for a procedure and I kinda passed out.
Had to be escorted out of the room.
[chuckles]
That was bad.
There was a day when I was 13 years old
in middle school and I was wearing white pants.
And I'll leave it at that.
I forgot the name of someone that I dated for two years.
My foot fell asleep in a waiting room and I fell.
I did not know that the entire back of my pants
was split open, revealing my pink underwear.
So when I was in the third grade,
we had to wear shorts underneath our skirts to school
for gym class and on this particular day
when we got ready to go to gym, took my skirt off,
and forgot to put my shorts on so there I was standing
in my underwear.
Costume I was wearing came down and one
of my breasts was showing while I was on stage.
Doing karaoke at a work function
and not realizing the meaning of the lyrics I was singing
until after I had finished singing.
Nothing 'cause I don't take no shit.
Never.
Getting sick in the bathroom in Marshall's.
When I was about 12 I had to walk across the stage
in order to demonstrate how to sit properly
and I fell.
Being called four eyes when I was a kid.
That really embarrassed me.
At a important point in the play,
I had to run up to the lead and throw my arms around her
and promise to never leave her again,
and I got carried away and knocked her over
and then we were both rolling around on the stage
and we couldn't get up because we were laughing too hard.
My slip fell down to the floor.
Saying something nasty about a friend
when I thought she had already hung up on the phone.
A slip was showing once beneath a skirt.
When I was in high school,
I took swimming as my physical education class
and I don't know how to swim.
I don't get embarrassed.
My children get embarrassed on my behalf but I don't.
I used to have a huge crush on Anthony Hopkins.
I followed him one night after a performance
to a local bar and went to the restroom.
When I came out, he had arrived with his family
and friends and I walked out of the restroom
trailing half a roll of toilet paper.
I was in junior high, I got on stage
to be in a talent show to play the piano
and I forgot how, what the music was.
Walking through a swamp saying I stink.
When I was a child I had a difficult time
reading out loud.
It stays with me forever.
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