Remember back when The Onion was funny? And prophetic?
This old Onion video (not sure how old, but before 2015) predicted a major bleach-related event to take place on March 15, 2020.
Google Trends shows that there was a sudden surge of interest in bleach exactly on schedule.
I know what you're thinking: Is that when Trump suggested injecting bleach in your arm? No, that was April 23. Trump's comment was an effect, not the cause, of the still-unexplained Bleach Consciousness Event.
(March 15 is my birthday. April 23 is St. George's Day. Hi, sync fairies!)
