Tam multa, ut puta genera linguarum sunt in hoc mundo: et nihil sine voce est.
Saturday, October 28, 2023
How I imagined "cimeters" as a child
Friday, December 16, 2022
The bricklayer's son goes dit-da-doo
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Thursday, July 14, 2022
Owl! Owl! Owl! Owl! Owl!
This is one of my very early memories. We were living in Derry, New Hampshire; my younger sister was old enough to talk, and the third child either hadn't been born yet or couldn't talk, so it must have been late 1981 or early 1982. The family was in the car -- a burnt-orange Toyota Tercel -- with my father driving and my sister and me in the back.
Suddenly my sister and I both started shouting "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
My mother turned around in the passenger seat. "Are you two okay?"
"Yes, we're fine."
Then we started again: "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
My father, understandably annoyed, said, "Stop shouting 'Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!'"
"But we're calling our ow!" I said. I couldn't pronounce owl properly.
I haven't the slightest idea why we decided to "call our ow" at that particular time in that particular way, but the memory has always stuck with me.
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Decades later, I read Molière's Le Médecin malgré lui in an English translation. Sganarelle beats Martine, and Martine shouts, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Then he beats Géronte, and Géronte shouts, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Finally, Valère and Lucas beat Sganarelle, and he -- you'll never guess what he does -- yes, he, too, shouts, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" To this day, if you mention Molière to me, the first thing that comes to mind is "Ow! Ow! Ow!" and then I think of my sister and me "calling our ow" in the back seat of the burnt-orange Tercel.
Imagine, at the age of two or three I was speaking prose without realizing it!
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As I've mentioned before, I've been reading Mike Clelland's book about owls and aliens. Today it occurred to me to search The Higherside Chats archives for his name, since basically anyone who has written anything weird enough has been on that show. Sure enough, he has been. In his interview with Greg Carlwood, he tells this story:
This woman, she's a young woman at the time, she's in her forties now, at the time she was 19 years old, and she was working at a summer camp for girls. So she is walking between two parts of the camp, so she's on a path, and she can hear girls in the background, and she's just walking along, and she comes around a corner, full daylight, full sunshine, bright meadow, she's on this little path. Standing next to the path is a gray alien, like full daylight. And she had only at that point, she had recognized that she had had these contact experiences and felt that they were related to aliens, but here it was full daylight, and up until then every experience she'd ever had had happened at night, so she just like is shocked, and she's so shocked that she doesn't stop walking. Her feet are on like autopilot, just walk walk walk walk.
So she sees this alien, the alien sees her, and then there's this telepathy that takes place, one hundred percent of the accounts, and so she has this telepathic kind of like reverberation, this echo chamber, and she hears this being go, "Owl! Owl! Owl! Owl! Owl!" and she watches -- boom! -- it morph into a four-foot-tall owl. This four-foot-tall gray being with a bald head and the big black eyes, skinny body, suddenly turns into a four-foot-tall owl. And then she watches this owl turn around and run awkwardly into the woods.
Friday, June 11, 2021
The strange plan to capture the muscae volitantes
Friday, June 12, 2020
The time I mistook sun for the Andromeda Galaxy
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Makes me think of Shakespeare's mistress’ eyes |
Friday, November 8, 2019
Missile man
When I was a very young child, I labored under the misapprehension that "this old man" -- you know, the fellow who had a knick-knack paddywhack with which he played knick-knack on, among other things, my thumb -- was actually called "missile man." (British readers will have to keep in mind that Americans pronounce missile as missal, so that it very nearly rhymes with this ol'.) Now I know what you're thinking: "'Missile man came rolling home?' That doesn't even make sense!" True enough, but what can I say? I was young.
I'm not sure how old I was when I got around to looking up "Methuselah" in a Bible dictionary, which informed me that the meaning of the name was "possibly 'man of the missile.'" This confused me on several levels -- partly because names from before the Tower of Babel ought to be etymologically opaque, and partly because, as far as I knew at the time, the word missile could refer only to a warhead-bearing rocket, which seemed just a bit out of place in the Old Testament. (It would still be many years before I was inducted into the mysteries of THAC0, saving throws, and the distinction between melee and missile weapons.) Anyway, I started thinking of the "missile man" in the song as being Methuselah.
Later, of course, I found out that it had been "this old man" all along -- which, by a strange coincidence, is also a singularly appropriate title for Methuselah!
Monday, April 29, 2019
The mystery of baschetti
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Spellings vary . . . |
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I prefer the authentic Italian orthography. |
Why does the /p/ change into a /b/? Well, in fact it doesn't change at all -- but the rules of English phonetics mean that the same sound -- an unaspirated voiceless bilabial stop -- is heard as /p/ when it comes after /s/ but as /b/ when it begins a word. The so-called "voiced" (lenis) stops /b d g/ are actually voiceless in word-initial position, and are distinguishable from their "voiceless" (fortis) counterparts /p t k/ because the latter are aspirated. However, fortis stops lose their aspiration after /s/, so the distinction between the two is lost in that position. That's why disgust and discussed are homophones for most speakers, and why it's so easy to mishear Hendrix's "kiss the sky" as "kiss this guy." Sky is realized as [skaɪ], so when the /s/ is removed, it leaves guy [kaɪ] (not kie [kʰaɪ]). Thus, when the /s/ in spaghetti is moved, both the /p/ and the /g/ change their character, being heard as different phonemes in spite of not actually changing their sound. Hence baschetti.
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The question is, why do children only do this with the word spaghetti? It's common for children to simplify consonant clusters by simply omitting one of the consonants (as in myyo for smile), but spaghetti is the only word I'm aware of in which the /s/ is not omitted but transposed to a different part of the word. We might expect, by analogy with baschetti, that some children would pronounce spider as byster, for example, but they don't, as far as I know. Byder, yes; byster, no. Nor have I ever heard of a deskosaurus.
My best guess is that it has to do with spaghetti being stressed on the second syllable, and that the /s/ is being moved from an unstressed syllable to a stressed one. I can't think of any other common words where the first syllable is unstressed and begins with /s/ + a fortis stop, and the second syllable is stressed and begins with a lenis stop, which could explain why baschetti is the only one I've ever heard. Few little kids are likely to have words like stability and twenty-three skidoo in their vocabulary, so the hypothesis that they might pronounce them as daspility and twenny-fwee gistoo never gets to be tested.
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Update: Here are some stats on the relative frequency (measured in Google hits) of various spellings of this mispronunciation.
- pasghetti (32,900)
- pasgetti (21,700)
- bisgetti (20,700)
- pisgetti (17,800)
- pasketti (16,400)
- basghetti (14,000)
- basketti (9,260)
- bisghetti (8,660)
- basgetti (6,690)
- pisketti (4,240)
- 61% begin with "p"; 39% begin with "b"
- 66% have "a" as the first vowel; 34% have "i"
- 44% have "g"; 36% have "gh"; 20% have "k"
- baschetti (252,000)
- bischetti (154,000)
- pisghetti (19,300)
- bisketti (17,800)
- paschetti (15,600)
- pischetti (2,790)
Friday, March 8, 2019
A dodo with pedals
I can't be sure how old I was at the time, but I was living in New Hampshire and had not yet started kindergarten, so somewhere in the two-to-four range. My little sister and I were drawing pictures in crayon to send to "Auntie Lane" (whose proper name, I was later to find out, was actually Aunt Elaine).
"What should we draw next, Chris?"
"I don't know."
A sudden inspiration: "Let's draw a dodo with pedals!"
"Okay! That's a pretty good idea."
So I drew just that: a dodo bird with a pair of bicycle pedals instead of legs. Somehow I had gotten the idea that a dodo's beak pretty much looked like the mouth of a trumpet, flaring out and ending in a big circular opening. All my information about dodos came from a picture book based on Disney's Alice in Wonderland cartoon, and dodos were also connected in my mind with a picture I had seen of Donald Duck somehow puckering his beak to blow out a candle. (I always said "beak," never "bill," even referring to hadrosaurs as "duck-beaked dinosaurs.")
(Looking up the Disney dodo now, I see that, yes, the dark bit at the end of its beak could easily be mistaken for an opening. It also has a normal mouth underneath its apparent trumpet-mouth, but I'm pretty sure my drawing had a trumpet only, with no articulated jaw.)
Looking over at Chris's picture, I saw that she had completely misunderstood my idea and had drawn her dodo with petals. Girls!
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